Joey Russ

NOOOOO! Some random nobody dropped out of the race.

Oh DNC. This is why many people despise you...

Shame he didn’t offer you 1k bro...

Frederick Koch, the oldest of the four Koch brothers (although nowhere as vile as David and Charles Koch) is dead at 86

So Harry Reid is receiving chemo for pancan that apparently never went away? Hm...

I think his hospice mention was in mid January iirc, so it’s closer to 8 months than 6

So Benon Biraaro has died, meaning points will finally be handed out after a 6 day hiatus. And it’s Skinny who scores with him, making sure Sir Creep knows that he’s not going down without a fight. Indeed, 25 points are shared between them, which is only 12 points total away from the all time shared points record of 37... JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem 3 - 3 LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies 3 - 6 FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man 9 - 3 Annami vs Grobler 3 - 3 HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria 7 - 3 An Fear Beag vs Markb4 6 - 3 DeathByArsenic vs Sean 3 - 0 Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny 3 - 0 Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker 3 - 6 Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep 11 - 14 

Well, dead periods do exist, so while we wait for the next hit, maybe grab something to cheer you up...

IMO, it’s most likely gonna be one of Sanders and Bloomberg tbh. Mayor Pete and Klobuchar doesn’t have very many minority support which will likely hinder them in later states, Warren and Biden have imploded, Tulsi is a nonentity, and Steyer, well, he really hasn’t been that affective with his money tbh. Here’s the thing with Bloomberg, as much as a piece of shit he is (seriously, I would honestly prefer anyone other than him to be the nominee he’s that bad), he has really dumped a lot of money on ads to try to gain support. And he’s currently in third in the polls. So that’s something to really take note of especially with Biden looking more and more like he’s the nominee. Also, the mainstream press has done nothing to criticize his abysmal record as mayor too...

Bernie Sanders has been declared the winner of New Hampshire primary by multiple sources...

And Tom Steyer is out too EDIT: Or not https://twitter.com/ZachMontellaro/status/1227411324185063427?s=20

In less sad news, Michael Bennet is suspending his campaign

While waiting for New Hampshire, Andrew Yang seems to be ending his campaign tonight.

They always included a lot of the January/February deaths in the in memoriam package, so not really imo

Those solely famous for being a relative who’s more famous don’t deserve a thread at all. That’s why.

PARSON'S PLEASURE 4/50 28th January 2020 As the Minute Waltz ends, popular British TV/radio personality Nicholas Parsons has died aged 96 to give The Crowdsourced Deathlist another success. Parsons worked in Clydeside shipbuilding as an engineer during World War Two, before a stage comedy career beckoned. He presented the first episode of radio quiz show Just A Minute (in which people must speak for a minute on a random topic without repeating any words, hesitating, or deviation from the topic) in 1967, and was still the host for the last recorded series in 2019. His CV extended from pantomime to Doctor Who to TV gameshow Sale of the Century (aren’t these the same thing?). However, he was most lauded by his peers as a comedy straight man, starting out as the partner to the legendary Arthur Haynes, and diving into the 1980s alternate comedy scene, starring opposite Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson in Mr Jolly Lives Next Door. Parsons was also the jovial butt of many jokes on shows as diverse as Just a Minute, the TV version of Just a Minute, the documentary of Just a Minute, the stage show of Just a Minute, the board game of Just a Minute and The Roland Rat Show. He was still performing at the Edinburgh Fringe last year when he took ill, and recent press about how serious this had been was taken to heart by our voters, who gave him a spot on The Crowdsourced Deathlist. Just as well, as you can scarcely imagine a major Deathlist missing a British A lister like this. Though tbf, we would've missed him as well had the 25 carry over rule not existed... (Had a bit of help on this one, been a bit busy as of late. Will try to get Arap Moi and Douglas obits ASAP)

Oh no, Popeye has sailed his last ship. Oh wait, you’re talking about the criminal and not the spinach loving sailor? Well, good riddance then. So Jhon Jairo Velazquez has died and scores for two teams. Jiroemon is tied in his tie against Old Crem and winning currently on age and Sir Creep now has a two to one ratio against Skinny, in what could potentially beat my and Banana’s match last year as the highest scoring match overall... JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem 3 - 3 LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies 3 - 6 FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man 9 - 3 Annami vs Grobler 3 - 3 HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria 7 - 3 An Fear Beag vs Markb4 6 - 3 DeathByArsenic vs Sean 3 - 0 Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny 3 - 0 Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker 3 - 6 Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep 7 - 14

P-Orridge before their 70th birthday

So Spartacus has fallen. That’s right, the absolute legend Kirk Douglas has died. Three people will try to claim themselves as Champion now, although there’s still 24 days to go. Etush has a bit of a decisive advantage over LizLemon as we see if he makes it on to round 2. FixedBusiness also had him, and nows has a decisive 6 point lead over Unknown Man. Markb4 also had him, showing that he might be an underdog after all... JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem 0 - 3 LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies 3 - 6 FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man 9 - 3 Annami vs Grobler 3 - 3 HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria 7 - 3 An Fear Beag vs Markb4 6 - 3 DeathByArsenic vs Sean 3 - 0 Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny 3 - 0 Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker 3 - 6 Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep 7 - 11

RIP to an undeniable Deathlist icon.

Um...

Jimmy Carter

Eh, he doesn’t really look that frail. I think he could survive at least a couple more months...