Joey Russ

On a more serious note, I don’t think they can truly cure all of cancer, mainly because it’s more of a human reaction inside your body. I think what’s much more likely to happen (and what probably will eventually happen) is that they’re able to find a way to stabilize the cancer and allow patients to live longer (and higher quality) lives. It means that, yes, it will be harder for dead poolers to come up with a list of 20. But I think we’re already kind of seeing a shift into more long term cases before they are dead pooling hits. So while it’ll certainly change dead pooling dynamics, I don’t think it’ll be as detrimental as people make it out to be.

David Olney’s death would be a universal cure for cancer?

Gavin Robertson (Aussie cricketer with glio) isn’t a bad shout. Also David Gulpilil is a must

Yoo seem to miss the fact that he had to resign his position due to the pancan

Ah yes, I think I mistyped that. So yes, TDS is indeed HDS

That's the luck of the draw man. You might want to thank a last minute dropout for that one. Sorry dude...

And the official draws for round 2: Skinny Kiltrunner or Sir Creep vs JiroemonKimura or Old Crem Annami or Grobler vs John Key Engineer vs Grim YoungWillz vs Wormfarmer or Joemoneypenny Bibliogryphon vs msc Torva vs Reptile Banana vs Spade_Cooley Quim Reaper vs Deathray Maryport vs Deadsox Oldlady vs DeathByArsenic or Sean An Fear Bag or Markb4 vs Alt Obits Guy DDT vs Book Djemba Djemba or Yorkshire Banker vs Joey Russ Chorizo vs HDS or Great Uncle Bulgaria Death Impends vs LizLemon or Ethushishispushingupdaisies Clorox vs FixedBusiness or The Unknown Man

Alright everyone, here are the official ties for round 1. JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man Annami vs Grobler HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria An Fear Bag vs Markb4 DeathByArsenic vs Sean Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep

Never mind, may be a bit too soon.

No worries. Honestly, going back to round 1 might be a bit of a fun experience anyways.

And with that, I’m now competing in round 1...

6 hours to go in order to ruin your host’s dream of getting a bye enter the 2020 cup...

Yeah, that would’ve been a no.

The three lowest names on the bye list now and most likely to compete in round 1: 24. Maryport  25. Young willz 26. Joey russ 

1. Spade_Cooley 2. Boudicca 3. Banana 4. Clorox 5. TQR 6. Death Impends 7. Chorizo 8. Reptile 9. Mad hatter (have yet to confirm entry) 10. Torva 11. Book 13. Deadsox 14. Bibliogryphon 15. John key 16. DDT 17. Dead cow (have yet to confirm entry) 18. Old lady 19. Heef (have yet to confirm entry) 20. Grim 21. Alt obit guys 22. Deathray 23. Engineer 24. Maryport  25. Young willz 26. Joey russ 27. Msc 28. Sir creep The bye state as of now. Sir Creep, who thought he had to compete in round 1 might actually have to compete in round 1 now. You know who else might have to compete in round 1 though? Er, me..

You’re very likely to get a bye in round 1, so you (probably) don’t have to worry about a February entry.

24 hours to enter. Otherwise, the draw for the first two rounds remain as they are.

Given that she can easily be talked about in her own sons thread...

Less than 48 hours to enter the cup. You don’t want to miss out...

Can confirm that won’t be an acceptable QO once the cup starts up in February.

Wiggles singer Greg Page has collapsed on stage, with more details to follow soon. I’d like some fruit salad now...

Australian radio host Grant Goldman, who I’m sure has been longlisted for many people a few years back, dead at 69

Yeah. Good luck with that one...

Have a hunch that Samantha Last will die in January 10th 2020 and that Roger Scruton will die on January 12th 2020. Just a feeling...

Paul Di’Anno to make his last performance ever soon