Joey Russ

I wouldn’t call someone who has their own Wikipedia page (and a bit of a lengthy one on that note) a nobody...

That was more about me than others.

Optimistic on obit chances? Nah, they’re all obit certs. Optimistic on death chances? Perhaps.

The cancer is apparently pancreatic cancer.

Yeah, but Jose Jose was never in hospice care, and (let’s be honest) he’s a big drama queen.

Er, you can’t really pull through hospice care once you’re in it, so it’s either a) misplaced optimism or b) the reports are somehow wrong. Considering that so many people have visited her, I’m going with a, and I might even question if this person is even related to her at all tbh...

That, and the fact that his most recent tweet before him was two years ago. Anyways, Stevie Wonder is visiting Aretha Franklin now, which has me suspecting that she could die at any moment if she hasn’t already...

I thought so. There’s also this, though I’d take it with a grain of salt:

Social media is starting to say that she’s dead. Of course, I’m waiting for more info, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s true...

Don’t feed the troll...

Movie: Easy Rider (1969) Actors: Jack Nicholson (1937), Peter Fonda (1940), Phil Spector (1939)

Was anybody saying otherwise?

Leonys Martin of the Cleveland Indians was battling a life threatening bacteria, but he appears to be recovering.

So I guess that means she’s most likely safe for the day then. It won’t be long for her demise to happen though...

I say she died at 4:30pm CST. Yes, I suspect she’s already dead...

TMZ, did you really have to spoil the fun of the sweepstakes by telling us when she’s going to die?

I think that article is repeating what we already know, just with a different headline.

Maybe she can last a little longer, like, another 141 days or so...

Since today is taken, I’ll go for tomorrow...

The fact that even the BBC is reporting on it makes me think that they’re expecting her to be dead very soon. Definitely a sad loss when she does go though.

Fascinating idea, but I probably won’t participate in this one since it would require more time than I have on my hand, especially with school coming up. I think others who do have time should participate here though...

No, but she was in the top 50 most picked names, probably due to some health scares last year...

Aye, and a lot of people placed her very highly too (not me though ), so I think there will be a huge shake up in the leaderboard...

Someone check on how Ayatollah Khamenei is doing then, cause it looks like the 2011 list is taking a beating right now...

Hm, let’s see if a) it breaks into the major uk publications and b) they make a mention of Toothill...