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  1. Joey Russ

    Lookie Likey

    I notice an uncanny resemblance betweens the deathlist's first 2 hits of 2018, Mark E Smith and Billy Graham.
  2. Joey Russ

    Billy Graham

    No shit Sherlock!
  3. Joey Russ

    Who'll Be Last One Standing?

    Nope. Come on Olivia. You only need to outlast Kirk and Vera now...
  4. Joey Russ

    Billy Graham

    What do you know. The associate outlived him for once...
  5. Joey Russ

    The 2nd Death of 2018

    I saw that you two.
  6. Joey Russ

    Inverse Dead Pool 2018

    Well, God didn't listen to the other people's prayer to hope that Billy Graham would survive the year...
  7. Joey Russ

    Survivors

    1987: Osbourne (1/31) 1989: Bruno, Ditka, Osbourne, Brian Wilson, Jenkins (5/32) 1990: Aznavour, Queen Elizabeth II, Alliss, Ditka, Williams, Winfrey, Waite (7/42) 1991: Beenhakker (1/40) 1992: Ryder (1/37) 1993: Bennett, Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56) 1994: Edmund White, Holly Johnson, Shilton (3/50) 1995: Holly Johnson, Connery (2/50) 1996: Mr T (1/50) 1997: Kirk Douglas (1/50) 1998: (0/50) 1999: Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50) 2000: Farrakhan (1/50) 2001: Tutu, Minelli, Wouk (3/50) 2002: Kirk Douglas (1/50) 2003: (0/50) 2004: Musharraf, Kirk Douglas, Mugabe (3/50) 2005: Karzai, Maradona, de Havilland (3/50) 2006: Kirk Douglas, Lynn, Bouteflika (3/50) 2007: Tim Johnson, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, Farrakhan (5/50) 2008: Kirk Douglas, Lynn, Watson, Karzai, Charles Taylor (5/50) 2009: Kirk Douglas, Cardin (2/50) 2010: Kirk Douglas, Wouk, de Havilland, Tork, Edrich, Bough, Norden, Lansbury, (8/50) 2011: Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Edrich, Khamenei, Aretha Franklin, Dole, Cheney, Ellison, Cardin, Lynn, Michael Douglas, (11/50) 2012: Kirk Douglas, Wouk, de Havilland, Mubarak, Lawson, Kissinger, Mugabe, Van Dyke, Randi, Gaddafi, Hawking (11/50) 2013: Clive James, Bush, Prince Philip, Mubarak, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, Dole, Day, Stan Lee, Kissinger, Parsons (12/50) 2014: Wilko Johnson, de Havilland, Harper, Clive James, Prince Philip, Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Carrington, Perez de Cuellar, Hawking, Stan Lee, Norden, Randi, Bush, Aznavour, Van Dyke, Bennett, Asner (18/50) 2015: Wouk, de Havilland, Perez de Cuellar, Bush, Prince Philip, Douglas, James, Valerie Harper, Phillips, Kercheval, Dole, Day, Norden, Kissinger, Mubarak, Mugabe, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Lynn, Large, Maynard (20/50) 2016: de Havilland, Wouk, Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Prince Phillip, Randi, Carrington, Clive James, Dole, Scales, Carter, Kissinger, Chong, Ellis, Bush, Phillips, Lynn, Gall, Tutu, Piggott, Stan Lee, Norden, Walker, Greaves, Banks, Chirac, Hawking, Gascoigne (28/50) 2017: Douglas, Lynn, Carrington, Prince Phillip, Norden, Cardin, Stan Lee, de Haviland, Wouk, Dole, Bracknell, Carter, Phillips, Mugabe, Perez de Cuellar, Betty White, Stiles, Queen Elizabeth, Gascoine, Barker, Ellis, Bush, Blackman, St John, Prowse, Gall, Benedict, Mubarak, Tutu, Akihito, Byrne, Harper (32/50) Updated for Billy Graham
  8. Joey Russ

    The Weather

    Well, there’s no school tomorrow. Tbh, I’m not sure whether I should feel relieved or annoyed. On the one hand, I am able to sleep in. I also get to focus on the school I need to work on instead of only being able to work during certain classes. And it gives me some time to research my cup team (like gcreptile and Death Impends, the research I have done this time comes up with almost nothing). On the negative side, however, the only way I am able to communicate almost all my teachers is email, and that could take a while for them to respond, especially since I don’t check my email that often. It also means that I can’t do any socializing either, since I don’t have a lot of friends due to personal issues (along with the anxiety I have, there’s also some other personal issues that I don’t feel ready to mention yet since I believe I would be mocked if I said them) and the ones I do have live far away, which sucks since there’s ice on the roads...
  9. Joey Russ

    Kirk Douglas

    Simple really. He hasn’t kicked the bucket yet...
  10. Joey Russ

    The Weather

    There is currently freezing rain from where I’m at in the US. A lot of people are able to check out at school early because of the hazards. However, I personally don’t expect to be check out for a while yet...
  11. Joey Russ

    Alt Obituaries Deadpool

    Catherine Nevin is a duo for two people. Deceased Hose and...
  12. Yeah, I had no idea that Nevin or Ricketts even had a shot of making the drop 40 because so few of the contenders went for them, for example...
  13. Joey Russ

    Windy City Deadpool 2017-18

    I think Catherine Nevin not being a fraud after all has diminished any chance of me winning this pool...
  14. Joey Russ

    Inverse Dead Pool 2018

    Well, that’s great. Nevin wasn’t a fraud after all...
  15. Joey Russ

    The Dead of 2018

    Oh, FFS...
  16. @gcreptile is there a reason why the 3/2 and 3/1 scores are the same?
  17. Joey Russ

    Fernando Ricksen

    Update on Fernando Ricksen: He is apparently unable to stop crying. Not sure there’s much new in there, but I think being unable to control his own emotion is a sign of his deterioration...
  18. Joey Russ

    Dead Pop Stars

    The first comment after yours was a slightly veiled reference to their song Da Doo Ron Ron Ron. Not entirely sure what the the next comments were though... EDIT: Oh yeah. It's been two years since I last saw Goodfellas though...
  19. Joey Russ

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Ah, I see I missed that one. Still, the Clive Dunn emoji was still quite unnecessary since it's okay to post in multiple threads and it's really only good to use the Dunn emoji if they post it in the exact same thread, as I have been learning for the past few months...
  20. Joey Russ

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    That one is very unnecessary. I don’t think this has been posted in this thread at all, and I don’t remember it being posted elsewhere.
  21. Joey Russ

    Dead Pop Stars

    Barbara Alston of the Crystals has died. Can’t post a link at the moment, but it’s on Facebook right now...
  22. Joey Russ

    You Write The Headlines . . .

    I'm sure I can come up with some terrible puns myself when I make the obituaries for anyone who dies in 2019 and beyond.
  23. Joey Russ

    Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Hurricanes, Mudslides

    And there was me thinking that you truly became more mature when you came back...
  24. Joey Russ

    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Two things I noticed. First, Kevin Carr has been dead since mid January, yet he has no obit but also got no mention on the list of the lost either. The other thing I noticed is that I can't seem to go back to the 2017 updates if I wanted to read them. I also can't seem to go back to the past updates for this year so far. Can you please fix that, cause it is bugging me a bit. Thanks.
  25. Joey Russ

    What Are You Giving Up For Lent?

    Another reason to smile. I’ve just noticed this.
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