Joey Russ

Going to be interesting if he doesn't obit. Many people are relying on him to do well, especially those who have him as jokers.

Yeah, because all the bands in the world wouldn't want a chance to miss out in playing at the start of the apocalypse...

What is that team that will be entered in?

Jimmy Snuka perhaps?

I don't think, tbh, there is a single person for allowing state executions. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think we unanimously so far, request a ban for them. Ruins the surprise.

So? Why should we care?

The only reason why I even put the executees on my team was because they were allowed, and that was needed in order to win. If they weren't allowed, I probably would've jokered Mario Soares just like most people. I personally think that they should be banned. I mean, Death Impends didn't joker any of them, but he still won in 18 days, knowing when 2 of them will die. If they are still allowed next time, how about not allowing them to be jokers AND reducing their point value by 200 points. This way, a teams with ill people has a much larger chance at winning than teams who include the executees as they are no longer as valuable as the other members of the team. (Still think a ban on them is the right thing to do).

He is going to die as are we all.95 is a great age for a man. 95 + terminal cancer= a very likely hit.

He also needs to deal with Snuka for Morbidkid, who's at 23 for Morbidkid. For anyone past 9, may I suggest you give a micro point back every time someone past 9 for Morbidkid dies?

Will use this page for all survivors of all yearly teams. 2017 Deathrace Team: Hartman, Loughlin, Sheppard, Stiles, 4/20

4th place on my first try ever. Not bad. Obviously some gambits didn't go as planned, but I plan on researching better for next time. Also a well deserved congratulations to Death Impends.

I hate to break it to you, but Gord Downie and King Michael of Romania are 100% fucked, so we definitely won't have 0 deaths. Besides, if you want to see a list that got 0 hits, then you can always check out the 1991 list: https://deathlist.net/lists/1991

New entries are still welcome through the 28th, although at the moment I'm preparing to replace Bush Sr for those who have him on their teams, so Bush may not be the best option for this.

What about Briggs and Clark? They're certs as well

Yes, but is Charles Manson a frail 92 year old man?

I think you should start preparing Bush's obituary; he looks like a goner.

I don't think he's even going to make it to the inauguration date. I think he's going to die by the end of tonight, this seems Ali like to me.

Probably George Bush Sr now, who no one voted for by the way, (and I'm not changing my vote).

On my private list, I have Donald Trump, Robert Mugabe, Charles Manson, Ian Brady... Oh wait.

Looks like he's trying to avoid the era of Trump. My guess is he's out of here tomorrow at this time.

I know that it will be nowhere near the top, but what do you calculate Advent Avalanche to get around? Just wondering.

Buzz

Colo the gorilla, who was the first gorilla born in captivity and at the time the oldest gorilla in captivity passed away aged 60: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colo-first-gorilla-be-born-zoo-dies-ohio-60-n707766

I'm personally not as worried if he's going to obit as much as Alan Aspin. Had it just been a cancer dad, I'd probably ignored him just like many other cancer moms and dads I saw (Jay Clark didn't show for some reason, I think he would've made the cut if he had shown up, while I ignored Magill, which was a mistake). The reason why he made it, and confident enough to make my joker was the words "professional rugby hopeful". If that doesn't get him a daily mail obit when he dies, then I don't know what will.