Joey Russ

I know I said I was retiring from dead pooling but I decided to send in an entry anyways cause why not. Definitely nowhere as well researched as my past teams but I couldn’t really resist. Oh and the counterculture theme is back as per usual

I imagine it got accidentally removed. LG Petrov only got a QO by a metro end of year list and that counted in 2021. If metro was intended to be removed they would’ve announced it I’m pretty sure

Pretty sure metro is approved. Counted before for other people

Back again with another all star lineup. No subs necessary, these ten will guarantee me a win. 1. Robert Wagner 2. Ethel Kennedy 3. Alan Alda 4. Angie Dickinson 5. Robert Duvall 6. Pete Murray 7. Dennis Skinner 8. Sonny Rollins 9. Hal Linden 10. Andy Taylor

Yahoo has always been that way, it counts

Rantzen, Willis, and Toby Keith will probably fill the under 85 ill names for drop 40.

27 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day +4 24 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 22 Greg Lake — I Believe in Father Christmas  16 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York -6 14 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 

37 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 27 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day +4 22 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 20 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 18 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree  17 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York -6 04 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride  

32 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York -1 30 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 23 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day +4 22 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 22 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 22 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 13 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 12 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 0 Wham! — Last Christmas (This Song Got Whammed) -5

24 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 24 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York  22 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 21 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 20 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 19 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day +4 18 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 17 Wham! — Last Christmas 17 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 16 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride  15 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 3 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry -6

56 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 55 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 50 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 49 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 46 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 44 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 42 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 42 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 41 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 39 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 38 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 27 Wham! — Last Christmas -2 27 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 17 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 13 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 0 Queen — Thank God it’s Not Christmas -7

63 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 52 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 46 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 44 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 42 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 41 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 40 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 40 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 37 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 36 Wham! — Last Christmas 36 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 32 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 31 Queen — Thank god it’s Christmas 30 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 23 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 18 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 16 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day 09 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 09 Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 00 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run -9 

61 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 53 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 42 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 41 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 40 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 36 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 36 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 35 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 35 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 35 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 34 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 34 Wham! — Last Christmas 34 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 33 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 30 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 23 Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 22 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 20 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 19 Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 19 Elton John — Step Into Christmas 16 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 10 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day -9

Toby Keith has stomach cancer and is definitely looking more and more like a corpse in recent photos

Arguably John Wetton looked better in his final picture tbh. Tbf he’s still touring but I think he’s basically gonna tour till he dies cause he loves it

Legendary yearly gaming convention E3 has finally been ended for good

54 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 46 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 40 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 39 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 38 Jona Lewie — Stop the Cavalry  37 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 36 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 36 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 34 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 34 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day 34 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 33 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 33 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 32 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 30 Wham! — Last Christmas 30 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 29 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 23 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)  22 Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby  21 Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 20 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 18 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 17 Elton John — Step Into Christmas  16 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 15 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 8 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End -5 0 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo -4

Why were people stanning random supercentenarians? It’s honestly very creepy

52 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 44 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 39 Jona Lewie — Stop the Cavalry  39 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 38 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 37 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year  34 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 34 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day 34 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 33 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 32 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 32 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride  32 Wham! — Last Christmas 31 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 30 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 30 Bing Crosby — White Christmas 28 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 28 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 27 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 25.Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby  24 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) 24 Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 22 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 22 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 17 Elton John — Step Into Christmas  16 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo  15 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 07 Kay Starr — (Everybody’s Waitin’ For) The Man With The Bag -9

Whammed by my own doing. Was randomly scrolling through songs playing them without much thought, then I played Last Christmas for a brief second after clicking on it forgetting I was playing this, and after the song started playing I simply went “oh”. Ah well, somehow managed to avoid it last year so was bound to get fucked over in a stupid way

46 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 43 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 40 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 38 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 38 Wham! — Last Christmas 37 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 37 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 35 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 34 Bing Crosby - White Christmas 35 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 34.Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 33 Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 33 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 30 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 28 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 27 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day 27 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 26 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 26 Perry Como — It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas 25 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 24 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)  24 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 23 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 23 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo 23 Kay Starr — (Everybody’s Waitin’ For) The Man With The Bag 22 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 22 Elton John — Step Into Christmas 21 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 21 Gene Autry — Here Comes Santa Claus 21 The Wombles — Wombling Merry Christmas -9 18.Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 17 Chris de Burgh — A Spaceman Came Travelling 13 The Waitresses — Christmas Wrapping  13 Perry Como — Winter Wonderland

44 Wizzard — I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday +6 39 Kate Bush — December Will Be Magic Again 38 Greg Lake — I Believe In Father Christmas 37 Gabriella Cilmi — Warm This Winter 37 Wham! — Last Christmas 37. Eartha Kitt — Santa Baby 34 The Wombles - Wombling Merry Christmas -3 34 Queen — Thank God It’s Christmas 34 The Ronettes — Sleigh Ride 33 Beach Boys — Little Saint Nick 33 Andy Williams — It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year 31 The Pretenders — 2000 Miles 30 Bing Crosby - White Christmas 28 Burl Ives — Holly Jolly Christmas 27 Saint Etienne — I Was Born On Christmas Day 27 The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York 27 Bobby Helms — Jingle Bell Rock 26 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 26 Jona Lewie — Stop The Cavalry 26 Perry Como — It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas 25 Brenda Lee — Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree 24 Nat King Cole — The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)  24 Ray Conniff — Carol Of The Bells 23 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters — Mele Kalikimaka 23 Mike Oldfield — In Dulci Jubilo 23 Kay Starr — (Everybody’s Waitin’ For) The Man With The Bag 22 Dean Martin — Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 22 Elton John — Step Into Christmas 21 Chuck Berry — Run Rudolph Run 21 The Crystals — Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 21 Gene Autry — Here Comes Santa Claus 21 Bing Crosby & David Bowie — Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy 20 Donny Hathaway — This Christmas 18 Darlene Love — Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 14 Destiny’s Child — 8 Days Of Christmas 13 Perry Como — Winter Wonderland 11 Chris de Burgh — A Spaceman Came Travelling 11 The Waitresses — Christmas Wrapping 0 The Eagles — Please Come Home For Christmas -6 Putting The Eagles out of its misery

With Norman Lear and Henry Kissinger dead and Carter all but certain not to see 100, there’s surely no reason not to bring Glynis Johns onto the list now right given the lack of any of real centenarians for the list? Especially since she very much ticks off all the boxes for a Deathlisty name

Why???????

Not only is Linda not alive anymore, but she’s been that way for the past 25 years…