Arsewipe

Not as famous as Bill Gates' dad according to some fuckers on here.

Look at the clip of him. Looks like a corpse thats been spruced up for viewing and posed making a speech.

Phillips for the umpteenth time

Yes, I'm just being a pedantic arsehole.

I'm pretty sure the queen was involved in both in some capacity.

Why was she on the 1990 deathlist? Some health scare the previous year?

He wouldn't though, even if he'd been found guilty palms would have been greased to avoid him doing time. it was just money spent to save the royal family the embarrassment of the trial.

Yes I'm bumping this two years too late, but by christ, if you could choose only one face to sum up the 1970s then this is the one.

Every fucker has, whether they wanted to or not. Still, she was a lovely pretty girl, RIP.

Neighbours actor Karl Fletcher puts his hair loss down to Alopecia, but looks like it could be due to having cancer treatment going by his bloated appearance in the previews of the final Neighbours episodes due to air soon.

Nowt. I don't smoke but do zero exercise and I'm pretty much an alcoholic. I will be 50 on my next birthday and almost certainly entering into the final third of my life. I've seen a few relatives who have got into their 80s and early 90s and trust me it looked really shite.

BANZAI!!!!!!!!

Ah right.

Christ he's not long for this world if he's aging 4 years in one year.

Is that even physically possible? Maybe it is for 50 stone super lardies who go on hunger strike but for a normal person regardless of illness that's bollocks imo.

Judging by the clobber he is wearing he hasn't got much money left over from his playing days to make his final months more enjoyable either.

I'm surprised neither has been murdered yet for crimes against music.

He'd have been lucky to get £7.10 for it anyway.

So who gets that then? Is Hodge pocketing it or giving some/all to charity?

I can safely say she won't be troubling Tanaka in the longevity stakes.

Nailed on for the ton at least.

Looks like he may finally get a stiffy again.

And I'm going to have a threesome with the Minogue sisters.

Looks like she wants to kill everyone in the room.

Dollar shop for our overseas readers.