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    Fernando Ricksen

    To be fair, if I was stuck in Airdrie for the rest of my life I would have topped myself by now even if I was perfectly healthy.
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    And the answer if anyone cares is 1980. All the players from the 1979 final are still with us apart from one unused sub. 1982 is the oldest final where every single player in the squads and managers are still alive.
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    You've got me there. Replace last with oldest.
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    Notice he played in the 91 FA cup final. Is anyone up to finding the last FA cup final played whereby all the players involved are still alive? I would guess early/mid 70s?
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    Olivia Newton-John

    He died of debility and decline.
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    Alan Brazil

    Not a bad gig he's got getting paid to talk shite and then get pissed every day. That said, he must know the odds on him making 70 must be very slim.
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    Alan Brazil

    That's what drinking every day for the last 30 years does for you.
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    26. Dick Van Dyke

    I'm 46 and I think the bastard will out live me.
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    Ron Mael

    Yes, not many Hitler lookalikes left who can also play the keyboard.
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    Freddie Starr

    The likes of Starr, Manning and Jim Davidson get crucified in todays PC bullshit world for their acts in the 70s and 80s, yet most modern day comedians seem to get away with the same act for some reason.
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    17. Emperor Akihito

    Horrible culture horrible people. Should have strung his father up by the balls.
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    Tony Slattery

    Chris Farley surely?
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    44. Prunella Scales

    Another stupid pick for this year.
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    1. Kirk Douglas

    He's probably the fattest 88 year old on the planet but to be fair he does look 20 years younger.
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    48. Shane MacGowan

    I'm not sure about that like. His face is the same colour as a corpse on display for viewing.

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