Arsewipe

"Might as well die" would have been a better tag line for the thread title.

Word!

'Sup Nigga?

Yes it was Aspel, 86. Not sure why it should matter though.

Seeing as he was the host of Give Us a Clue for a long time could we tag oldest survivors from that show on here? Of the three team captains during its run, Lionel Blair is 90 now, Una Stubbs 82 and Liza Goddard 69. I would hazard a guess that almost half the guests who have appeared on the show have now departed.

To be fair, if I was stuck in Airdrie for the rest of my life I would have topped myself by now even if I was perfectly healthy.

And the answer if anyone cares is 1980. All the players from the 1979 final are still with us apart from one unused sub. 1982 is the oldest final where every single player in the squads and managers are still alive.

You've got me there. Replace last with oldest.

Notice he played in the 91 FA cup final. Is anyone up to finding the last FA cup final played whereby all the players involved are still alive? I would guess early/mid 70s?

He died of debility and decline.

Not a bad gig he's got getting paid to talk shite and then get pissed every day. That said, he must know the odds on him making 70 must be very slim.

That's what drinking every day for the last 30 years does for you.

I'm 46 and I think the bastard will out live me.

Yes, not many Hitler lookalikes left who can also play the keyboard.

The likes of Starr, Manning and Jim Davidson get crucified in todays PC bullshit world for their acts in the 70s and 80s, yet most modern day comedians seem to get away with the same act for some reason.