Arsewipe

Every fucker has, whether they wanted to or not. Still, she was a lovely pretty girl, RIP.

Neighbours actor Karl Fletcher puts his hair loss down to Alopecia, but looks like it could be due to having cancer treatment going by his bloated appearance in the previews of the final Neighbours episodes due to air soon.

Nowt. I don't smoke but do zero exercise and I'm pretty much an alcoholic. I will be 50 on my next birthday and almost certainly entering into the final third of my life. I've seen a few relatives who have got into their 80s and early 90s and trust me it looked really shite.

BANZAI!!!!!!!!

Ah right.

Christ he's not long for this world if he's aging 4 years in one year.

Is that even physically possible? Maybe it is for 50 stone super lardies who go on hunger strike but for a normal person regardless of illness that's bollocks imo.

Judging by the clobber he is wearing he hasn't got much money left over from his playing days to make his final months more enjoyable either.

I'm surprised neither has been murdered yet for crimes against music.

He'd have been lucky to get £7.10 for it anyway.

So who gets that then? Is Hodge pocketing it or giving some/all to charity?

I can safely say she won't be troubling Tanaka in the longevity stakes.

Nailed on for the ton at least.

Looks like he may finally get a stiffy again.

And I'm going to have a threesome with the Minogue sisters.