Arsewipe

Who?

That shirt does him no favours, if it was beige you would've said he looked his age.

I never knew Javier Bardem played the drums for them.

Well if my username is cursed then hopefully Pete Doherty will be departing soon.

2, 3 and 10 look dead already. 5 looks the best out of them all.

To be honest, being pictured with that mass murderer in the clown costume didn't do her any favours long term.

This fucker would sell his own grandkids if it could buy him a few more years. Will probably die from a hair dye overdose.

In the current political climate even Bucks Fizz's song would finish near the bottom. Every fucker hates us.

You mean three score and a deep sea diver?

Fuck off you cheese eating surender monkey.

Whilst physically not looking quite at deaths door yet (apart from the corpse coloured skin) hes obviously on the road to fuckedsville mentally. Can't see him making the three score plus ten.

Lets be honest, snooker as a sport died in the early 90s with the retirement of the old favourites and the introduction of the PL football brand. O'Sullivan aside there are virtually zero personalties left in the game now. When the huge influx of spotty teenage Chinese robots finally start dominating later this decade it will die on its arse completely.

Was canny in CHiPs.

Will probably be classed as "died suddenly" which usually means 99% chance suicide 1% chance heart attack at his age.

Can't take it with you........