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    19. Clint Eastwood

    Looks like Martin Kemp went back in time to me.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Sorry YoungWillz, but I doubt anyone under the age of 50 really gives a fuck about it nowadays. Of course the voting has always been politically biased, but it's beyond a joke now. The UK will never win again unless they get invaded and Israel will be finishing last for the next few years.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    I doubt it would be that advanced, I'd imagine all the main royals would get major check ups every few months.
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    William Shatner

    The greatest actor of all time deserves to live for all eternity.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    Yes, the stupid ****.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    Steve Jobs died from it and he was richer than the royal family. That said, I hope they caught it early and she makes a full recovery.
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    Alex Higgins (And Snooker)

    I'd imagine the 60% never met him. My Dad went to see him play an exhibition game against Tony Knowles at a club in the 80s at the height of his fame. He turned up two hours late and on arrival and obviously pissed he then went to the toilet to powder his nose for half an hour before the organisers managed to get him out to play. He barely potted a ball and then fucked off without signing any autographs or even attempting to engage with the punters.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    It hadn't kicked off in Gaza then.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Irrelevant anyway, we could have the best song by miles and we'd still finish 2nd last just above Israel.
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    O.J. Simpson: Run Out Of Juice?

    Did you feel sorry for his wife being brutally murdered by him?
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    Paul Nicholas

    "W ank" more likely.
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    Ghostbusters Franchise

    With the release of the latest Ghostbusters movie, is it maybe worth starting a new thread on all the actors, directors etc related to it? All the main actors are in their 70s now. Harold Ramis is already gone, Dan Aykroyd at 71 is the youngest and looks fairly healthy but has been rather chunky for a long time. Bill Murray is 73, has had a very hard life and looks rather rough. Ernie Hudson is the oldest at 78 but looks 15 years younger. Sigourney Weaver is 74 but likewise looks a lot younger. Apologies if there is already a thread on this but I've used the search function and couldn't find anything.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Trump-Carter 2024 US election dream team?
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    The 3rd Death of 2024

    There were two in the first two days of 1998, but only eight that year in total.
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    20. Derek Draper

    I don't give a fuck. If he wasn't married to Garraway, never contracted covid and died of a heart attack instead he would barely have gotten a mention. Fringes of fame/the famous, no more than that.
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