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    Tony Blair

    He'll have to put off his visit to the public lavatory the day he gets knighted.
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    Ghislaine Maxwell

    If she did spill the beans on Randy Andy would the UK allow him to be prosecuted?
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    I think she'll abdicate the day after reaching her ton, if she lives that long.
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    Katie Price

    99% of the population would have gone to prison for her latest misdemeanour. Talentless slag famous only for her fake tits and bringing a badly disabled child into the world, simply because of the attention it would bring her.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    Looks rather thin on that photo, obviously the non stop shagging must be taking it out of him.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Partly due to a certain white powdery substance that was in abundance to the more modern players........
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Fucking hell that song gives hope to any fucker of making it into the top 75, simply by recording the sound of their own farts.
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    World War II Veterans

    Like I said in this thread earlier, if they class some Doris who made the teas in an airfield canteen aged 16 in 1945 as a veteran, then you could be looking at early-mid 2040s......
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    Demi Lovato

    Gender neutral but still manages to have the same perma tan, drawn on eyebrows and botox lips as 90% of young lasses nowadays.
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    MiloŇ° Zeman

    Fair play getting to that age on 60 tabs a day and being an alcoholic.
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    Lionel Blair

    It looks like that buttfucker Kenny actually got one right fo a change.
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    Bill Clinton

    If he grew a tash he'd make a killing as a Dick van Dyke impersonator.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    Looks like catching covid is a good thing health wise for some people.
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    19. Leslie Phillips

    I'll be voting for him in the "Next death of" polls until he sees me off by the looks of it.
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    50. Shane MacGowan

    The Irish in general seem to defy logic when it comes to lifestyle and longevity. I have an Irish step-mother and her brother in law is about to hit 80 despite being a heavy drinker and smoker for 65 years. He even tried to light one up in the ambulance that was taking him to hospital after a suspected stroke a few years ago.

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