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    Gail Porter

    Christ that photo of her holding the shopping bags....
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    Paul Gascoigne

    I'm amazed he got to 50 tbh. No way he will see 60 surely? Most hardcore alcoholics usually go in their 50s.
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    Paul Gascoigne

    It's amazing the number of times hes been in court and convicted of stuff but has never served any time inside. Might change if he gets done for this like, you can only give someone so many last chances... As to his health, he's average height yet looks like he weighs about 8 stone. Back on next year?
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    How many hits this year?

    I was looking good until those three in the space of 5 days in May kickstarted things. Will end up being a bang average 12.
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    Van Halen

    "Might as well die" would have been a better tag line for the thread title.
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    Michael Parkinson

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    Michael Parkinson

    'Sup Nigga?
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    Michael Parkinson

    Yes it was Aspel, 86. Not sure why it should matter though.
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    Michael Parkinson

    Seeing as he was the host of Give Us a Clue for a long time could we tag oldest survivors from that show on here? Of the three team captains during its run, Lionel Blair is 90 now, Una Stubbs 82 and Liza Goddard 69. I would hazard a guess that almost half the guests who have appeared on the show have now departed.
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    Fernando Ricksen

    To be fair, if I was stuck in Airdrie for the rest of my life I would have topped myself by now even if I was perfectly healthy.
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    Time Added

    And the answer if anyone cares is 1980. All the players from the 1979 final are still with us apart from one unused sub. 1982 is the oldest final where every single player in the squads and managers are still alive.
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    Time Added

    You've got me there. Replace last with oldest.
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    Time Added

    Notice he played in the 91 FA cup final. Is anyone up to finding the last FA cup final played whereby all the players involved are still alive? I would guess early/mid 70s?
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    Olivia Newton-John

    He died of debility and decline.
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    Alan Brazil

    Not a bad gig he's got getting paid to talk shite and then get pissed every day. That said, he must know the odds on him making 70 must be very slim.
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    Alan Brazil

    That's what drinking every day for the last 30 years does for you.
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    26. Dick Van Dyke

    I'm 46 and I think the bastard will out live me.
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    Ron Mael

    Yes, not many Hitler lookalikes left who can also play the keyboard.
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    Freddie Starr

    The likes of Starr, Manning and Jim Davidson get crucified in todays PC bullshit world for their acts in the 70s and 80s, yet most modern day comedians seem to get away with the same act for some reason.
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    17. Emperor Akihito

    Horrible culture horrible people. Should have strung his father up by the balls.
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    Tony Slattery

    Chris Farley surely?
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    44. Prunella Scales

    Another stupid pick for this year.
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    1. Kirk Douglas

    He's probably the fattest 88 year old on the planet but to be fair he does look 20 years younger.
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    48. Shane MacGowan

    I'm not sure about that like. His face is the same colour as a corpse on display for viewing.
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    How many hits this year?

    Even my 9 is looking a bit optimistic now. Were the DL committee on the piss all day before making their final list?

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