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    Ideas and possibilities 2026

    If there really is a god then Shatner must live forever!
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    The 3rd Death of 2025

    Rantzen
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    Andy Fordham Memorial Darts Thread

    Just voted no to Fordham retaining his title.
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    5. Ian Smith

    So should go on the list for next year then.
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    5. Ian Smith

    Not famous enough for the main list? Bill Gate's dad was....
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    Celine Dion

    Four months late to the party here but she doesn't look very "stiff" to me, in fact my little winky was a lot stiffer looking at her.
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    Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?

    Dec 27th
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    Christopher Lloyd

    Thank you Lord.
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    Christopher Lloyd

    Lord Bearer will rule on this shortly.....
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    Chris Hoy

    I know doctors give optimistic timescales for terminal illnesses but I can't see any reason for him to be on next year. Terrible irony that a super fit sportsman gets this whilst a similar aged lazy bastard like me who does next to no exercise does not (yet).
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    P Diddy

    We probably did, but you deleted it.
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    Hospitalised!

    From a 4th floor window?
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    Alex Ferguson

    Ridiculous he was getting two million a year just to basically attend matches whilst they laid off hundreds of staff before that.
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    Jimmy Carter

    I bet you're the life and soul of any party you attend.
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    Time Added

    Hopefully his hairpiece will live on.
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    Pilots

    Oh well, the search function on here did not pick it up. Bearer can come and move/delete it.
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    Pilots

    Death from a few months ago that may have been missed on here (searched but can't find any posts). Nigel "Sharkey" Ward, Sea Harrier pilot who shot down three Argentine aircraft during the Falklands war and subsequently wrote several books on the subject. His son Kris Ward was also a Harrier pilot but commited suicide in 2018. https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2024/may/21/20240521-sharkey-ward-obituary
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    Huw Edwards

    I'm sure he will manage on what he's saved plus the hefty BBC pension he'll be getting in a few years time.
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    Daniel Barenboim

    To be honest I've never heard of him, but still more deserving to be on the list than Bill Gate's dad or Derek Draper ever were.
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    Daniel Barenboim

    Who?
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    Daniel Barenboim

    Who?
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    Huw Edwards

    He'll not go to prison. I know a bloke who got caught with hundreds of the worst images on his phone and he only got a suspended scentence.
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    Katie Price

    I can't think of any other British person on this planet who has made so much money despite having so little actual talent at anything other than spending it. Take away the false tits and the troweled on make up and she isn't even good looking and uses her sons disability as a "keep out of jail free" card.
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    Joe Biden

    With all the gaffes recently it is apparent he is in the early stages of it already, hence the necessity of him stepping down.
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    Shelley Duvall

    She was good looking in a quirky sort of way, but time was certainly not kind to her.
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