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Carr is 52 this year, so probably expected to live another 35 years or so. By this logic, Carr's definitely going first.

For quite a while he's been no stranger to the makeup department. Before the hair transplant around 4-5 years ago he looked like a dead geisha. Now, he just looks dead.

I haven't missed Twitter since deactivating my account just over a year ago. Fortunately, I still see all the funny Tweets screenshotted on Threads and places like The Poke. Threads is still a lovely place btw.

Fair play

Yet more proof of Trump & Putin collaboration:

^ This. At least that'll give people a fair chance to respond to other people's points decisions they don't necessarily agree with.

Fri 12 Jul 60 Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Souvenir -6 57 Madness - Baggy Trousers 57 The Vapors - Turning Japanese 36 Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry 35 Earth, Wind & Fire - Let’s Groove +4 23 Godley & Creme - Under Your Thumb  17 ABBA - One Of Us 11 Spandau Ballet - Chant No. 1 (I Don’t Need This Pressure On)  10 Bad Manners - Special Brew 

Fri 12 Jul 102 Years & Years — King +4 94 Pitbull ft. Kesha — Timber 90 Ella Henderson — Ghost  76 Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars — Uptown Funk 53 Pharrell Williams — Happy 43 Little Mix — Black Magic 33 Calvin Harris — Summer 32 Omi — Cheerleader 29 Ellie Goulding — Love Me Like You Do 28 KDA ft. Tinie Tempah & Katy B — Turn The Music Louder 27 Tinie Tempah ft. Jess Glynne — Not Letting Go 26 Mr Probz — Waves 24 Adele — Hello -4 23 Duke Dumont ft. Jax Jones — I Got U 21 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Rather Be 17 David Guetta ft. Sam Martin — Lovers On The Sun 14 Sigma — Nobody To Love 10 Aloe Blacc — The Man 0 Kiesza — Goaway -2

D'you know what, as we've missed a day, go on then. DOUBLE POINTS ON SAT 13 JULY, EVERYONE!* *You have two goes (if you want) in the 24hr period of 13th July in your time zone. Points in each turn are the usual +4/-6, and your two turns cannot be consecutive. Please mark #1 and #2 on the date line of your posts.

A supporter of Shockat Adam's was charged earlier today with terrorism offences (link provided by Brad252 and de-paywalled)

Come on now, we’re crying out for one of these!

I’m not knocking your opinion, I think the Federalism argument is an interesting one, but it’s not exactly anti-division.

Aren't you pro-Scottish independence?

This tweet from Esther McVey, the former Minister for *snorts* Common Sense, is a response to the reversal of the ban on rainbow-coloured lanyards. You'd not believe it if it was not already widely known that Esther McVey is a fucking lunatic.

Ooh it's nice to have a reminder that there are only 121 of the fuckers left

30p Lee accidentally spot on here:

While the Tories tear what's left of themselves apart over leadership, their outgoing leader's wife hopefully soon to be given a right going over...

Delicious.

See the baby held by Neil Kinnock on this Private Eye front cover from 1987? Her name is Georgia Gould. She's now the Labour MP for Queen's Park and Maida Vale and a junior minister in the Cabinet Office.

Unfortunately there's no need as Nigel Führage is set to provide all the dog shit.

I've a lot of love for the KoS community but I love Y&Y and don't trust any of you enough to leave it alone Timber is great despite Mr 3-0-Cunt being all over it. Ghost isn't all that good imo but it's fortunate enough to have been in a group of things that are much, much more in need of binning.

Completely agree with @Toast, there have been loads of posts where I'd have used a 'love' instead of a 'like' @Death Impends @Paul Bearer This doesn't mean I've stopped advocating adding a 'dickhead' reaction to clear up facepalm confusion, though. That's a good idea too if I say so myself

30p Leenoch has been made Reform Ltd's Chief Whip It'll be a bit like a drunken thug arranging a stag weekend in Blackpool with his mates, only with less class.

Angela Rayner is an advocate of British Sign Language lessons being provided for free to parents of deaf children and knows BSL herself. Look how far we've come in a week.