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What a surprise the Standard (edited by Cameron’s sister-in-law, previously by George Osborne) didn’t run with this...

Ruthie Thompson, off of Disney, 110 today!

That wouldn’t be dickish enough.

Obviously it is subjective. And I say it’s shite. Because I can. And I think it is. I make you right about Brooklyn Nine Nine though.

As overbearingly and sickeningly joyful as I normally am, the last time I watched South Park my face cringed itself into a pair of balls. Litter. I would normally note that this is getting off-topic but this is also how I react to Kanye whenever he speaks.

Wednesday: 81

Yep. In addition, I’m willing to bet that, like all other South Park episodes, it’ll be as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

I'll say it before @Toast does; no need for the word 'literally' there. But yes, this is what I was pointing to: his instability coming to the fore. He's known to stop taking his medication from time to time.

Tuesday: 98

He got emotional. Let’s not confuse emotion with sanity or rationality. He seems to just be doing some wound-up rambling throughout this speech, like he can barely consolidate what’s going on in his racing mind into coherent sentences, leave alone policies. Unless you count paying one million dollars for every child born - a steal at a mere $4 trillion a year. I get the impression his anti-abortion stance stems from his dangerously strong religious beliefs. He’d declare war on the rest of the world if he got it into his head that God told him to. But yeah, him bursting into tears here, his comments on Harriet Tubman and his comedy of non-sequiturs points towards him being one strong coffee away from a sectioning.

Are you under the illusion that we have responsible leadership here? I’m not sure you’ve been following.

He’s unwell.

Why do you keep saying we're doing so well? We're not doing well by any measure at all, and haven't done well at any point during the outbreak.

Apart from the 'famous' bit.

Oh fucking Jesus, it all becomes clear:

Two things I didn't know about her: one is that she played Cassandra's mum in OFAH, and the other is that a really rather attractive woman like this managed to give birth to someone who looks like an anaemic otter desperately trying not to cum itself.

Monday: 25 (if etc.)

Brian May, off of Queen and Badgers, 73 today. Also Nicola Sturgeon, off of Scottish Nationalists, 50.

Sun: 39 (incase it ever gets released)

Yep. Just another platitudinal throwaway that means “I need to mention this but can’t be fucked to think of anything meaningful”.

D’you mean Trump or IainLodger? Actually, fuck, doesn’t matter, they’re both knobs.

When was this?

Absolute Fucking-Cunt, 70

Because if you haven’t, you’re one lucky fucker.