TQR

Still watching. I thought I was drinking Gin & Tonic. I think someone's spiked me with some kind if horrendous hallucinogenic.

This is the first time I've felt properly woe-free since January. I'm gradually getting hammered and taking the piss out of everyone on Eurovision with some equally hammered mates. It's a pleasant evening.

Let's not wet our knickers over this three deaths in a week, we all know that next week when no one dies we'll be lamenting about another death drought.

Wouk's taken me up to 6! I got my 6th hit about this time of year both last year and the year before, too.

Shame you died, but at least you had the decency to take care of your wife and three kids by leaving them a great guy.

I believe Louis Pasteur was once quoted as saying just that.

I voted to keep Leah Bracknell alive.

Hawke scores for myself & Old Crem. I'm fucking bossing this now.

June Carter Cash went to Jackson and never came back on this day 16 years ago, aged 73.

Donbavand scores for myself, SC and Chorizo.

A full 33 points for me. Look at that. What a pro.

Sometimes I can be such a knob.

Breah Lacknell.

I listened to the Silent Cry album by Feeder earlier. It's 11 years old. It's aged very well. Listen to it.

I think I have one of his aftershaves?

Tuff Gong, Jamrock's finest musician, did drop out 38 years ago todeh. Rasta was just 36 years old.

Quim agrees.

Called 'Three', actually is a big fat load of number two.

Have I Got News For You was pulled last night at the last minute, as Change UK's Heidi Allen was on the panel. The BBC elected not to broadcast the episode "so as to allow equal representation of parties and views in the run-up to EU Elections". Nigel Führage, on the other hand, was on HIGNFY in the close run-up to the 2014 EU Elections, and made his 34th appearance on Question Time on Thursday night. Equal representation my arris.

The National Alcoholic Mad Bastards Lunatic Asylum?

Here right on cue, msc Fuckit. That’s all my hopes gone. Bugger, poo, piss and pants

Or James, after his paternal grandfather?

Thrilled for the family at the momentous occasion of the birth of His Royal Highness Prince Nigel of Sussex