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Has your prefrontal cortex not already been eroded by years of substance abuse?

Shepherd’s Pie can piss off and fuck off. Pies are pastry, Replacing pastry with a vegetable?? That’s no fair swap, is it?

Look at this utter shit stain. It's Martin McGuinness. Happily, he died two years ago today. He lived 66 years of unbridled cuntiness.

Why've you gotta be like this ffs?

Lá Fhéile Pádraig an all that. Guinness is filling.

Yeah. Not bad, is it? It's hard to tell now if it's an epidemic of cognitive dissonance or just a shower of undiluted fuckwittery.

Jim Bowen got his bus fare home on this day last year, aged 80.

Quite why an amendment was attempted to get a second referendum today is beyond me; the timing's all wrong. Small wonder it was rejected. Now they've voted to extend Article 50, we have time to discuss other options (if it's granted, of course), while contingency plans can be worked on by Liam Fox to get the ball rolling on as many continuity trade deals as possible in the event of an no-deal-oh-fuck Brexit, and Theresa May can fly to Brussels another three dozen times. It's interesting that May's apparently against a second referendum, yet prepared to put her same deal, which is clearly as popular as a bag of pork scratchings in a mosque, to the house an endless amount of times. Also interesting that Corbyn's going against Labour policy of wanting a second referendum. Even as leader, he's rebelling. What a pair of arse candles.

The Bends by Radiohead was released on this day 24 years ago. Their best album in my opinion, and this is one of the many excellent songs on it.

Back when Lauren Laverne did songs rather than played someone else's.

No survivors. 7 Brits, 149 passengers, 8 crew members. Awful.

Andy Gibb, off of 70s teen idols, threw it all away on this day 31 years ago, aged 30.

Cold War Steve is one of the best things on Twitter

In a world where you hear and read an overwhelming amount of bilge that makes you want to tear off your ears and fashion them into an eye mask , reading ‘How To Be Right’ by LBC’s James O’Brien is therapy. Many nails hit on heads. It’s nectar for the mind. I loved it.

Centatwunt/decatwunt. Congrats YW!

Today is the 2nd day of me being manager of my section at work. And what do I do? Destroy my lower back helping with some machine maintenance. I'm hobbling like Rolf Harris after shower time with Nigerian Derek in prison. Sauvignon Blanc and Co-Codamol is on the menu this evening. Fuck pancakes.

So it is, both actually and statistically

Bold claim. Particularly when the question you're answering there has 2 more laughter reactions than your side-splitting post. With a grand total of 2. Sorry in advance for being such an Autist.

That's exceptionally tame in comparison to what I'd expect from you, blad.

I love a 5/4 arrangement

And he fucking takes the lead already...

Mine's in with msc, having spent literally minutes doing a bit of ineffectual research, though I'm certainly not complacent of the fact that my polite rival Phil could quite easily slap me down within the next 26 and a half hours and render it pointless.

...and we are all silent.

Lee Kerslake (5) Harry Reid (5) Greg Gilbert (5) Bill Heine (4) Jean-Louis Trintignant (4)