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So, in another shambolic day in Brexitland, my understanding has it that Theresa May can't blame this disaster on the people who caused the disaster because it would relegate the Tories to obscurity for decades. So to avoid a disaster for the Conservative party, she's conspiring with the people who caused the disaster to blame the disaster on the EU, securing the support of the British media which very much has a hand in this disaster. Still, it's good satire innit.

You can never escape your origins! Welcome back, Rad.

Shit on it. If only I was as good at picking survivors in this pool as I am at picking survivors in pools where you want the cunts to die.

Formula E. First season I've watched it. Three races in, I've seen more exciting racing than in the last 10 years of F1.

Welcome! And Grandfather of Stephen123 is clearly doing extremely well, I wish him all the best! I’m sure he’ll be knocking about for years yet; maybe get him to join the site for himself?

Tatties? Git tae fuck. Neaps? Git rid o’ that shite. Haggis? Och aye! My dinner was crumbled haggis, fried in butter, in a crusty roll with a drizzle of tomato ketchup. Washed down with some crisp Chenin Blanc rather than a dram of whisky. Yep. In my dreadful English way I accidentally went some way to un-Scottish this auspicious Scottish occasion. Very sorry. Sláinte Mhath!

I've been thinking of any old streets in a metropolitan area...then I looked up Transmetropolitan, saw it was some kind of comic book, and subsequently gave up immediately.

Tiggy Walker gave an update and a pic of him on Twitter earlier. Not too much of a cause for concern; he's back in March and doesn't look overly fucked out.

Moron.

Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

This is...several different shades of wrong. Someone has remixed Smells Like Teen Spirit in a major key, and interestingly it now sounds a bit like a pop-punk track from 2000.

This is the politest pre-match trash talk I’ve ever been part of.

Since sending our illustrious host my starting 11, 2 have died in just as many days, one of whom was my joker. I’d just like to congratulate BuffaloPhil on his imminent victory over me; it’s apparent I’ve done my bollocks early doors.

RBG: 1st April 2020

First hit of the year. DL 0-1 Quim. Kind of goes against my normal picks in terms of how widely known they are, but he's a DL forum icon so I couldn't resist. Sadly, the Seer was going to be my joker in the DL Cup, so that's pissed me off.

Ta! I’m shocked. Genuinely.

WOW Sounds odd, but this is one of the most shocking deaths of the decade.

Oops. Was more like 1250-ish...soppy bollocks here unforgivably told Cat the wrong flight

So mama bee had twins, both called Barry? Bees are endangered because they’re thick as pig shit.

Qatar airport is huge. I’ve also made friends with Abdul at security who had a good ole feel of my gentleman sausage.

I’ll go for Mr Tin then please

Goodo, it's 3C in Essex at the moment so I'm all for it.

Shit, bugger and balls. I’ve gotta go back to the UK later. That’ll be a Cat-confirmed QR901 & QR3 from PER to DIA to LHR in just over 22hrs time. Enough time for a quick sleep and a tour of some vineyards in the meantime. As an aside, Western Australia is gorgeous.