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So it is, both actually and statistically

Bold claim. Particularly when the question you're answering there has 2 more laughter reactions than your side-splitting post. With a grand total of 2. Sorry in advance for being such an Autist.

That's exceptionally tame in comparison to what I'd expect from you, blad.

I love a 5/4 arrangement

And he fucking takes the lead already...

Mine's in with msc, having spent literally minutes doing a bit of ineffectual research, though I'm certainly not complacent of the fact that my polite rival Phil could quite easily slap me down within the next 26 and a half hours and render it pointless.

...and we are all silent.

Lee Kerslake (5) Harry Reid (5) Greg Gilbert (5) Bill Heine (4) Jean-Louis Trintignant (4)

Bill Hicks left in love, in laughter and in truth a quarter of a century ago today, aged 32.

1) Agreed. 2) Agreed. 3) Agreed. 4) Agreed. But I’m a sore loser, luckily. And, by association, scum. One thing I will say for definite is that, no matter what one’s preferred outcome might be (no deal, May deal, Norway deal, remain, you name it), Article 50 needs extending. For No Deal, we’ve not enough time to get an acceptable amount of continuity trade deals agreed (so far, we’ve only agreed about 7). For a (shite) May deal, we need until she dies at this rate which, lamentably, could be a while. For a scummy people’s vote, we need about 3 months to get all that legislature in place. Another thing I will say for definite is that, no matter what Corbyn’s preferred outcome is, he’s a useless cunt and less electable than my left bollock with a blank expression felt tipped onto it.

Finally, Labour are backing a second referendum. It’s a bloody job there’s fucking plenty of time left to get that (legally binding) amendment passed, Article 50 extended and a referendum date sorted out.

It appears I've made a dreadful and embarrassing mistake, and submitted my inverse pool entry by accident.

With the sad passings of both Reverend Ruth Scott and Peter Tork, my just-incase-I-make-it-to-March list is getting a fucking hammering.

Oh dear, it’s yet another song!

Eclectic, offbeat, generally odd. I love it.

No fucking change there, then.

So everyone at this conference is confident that this new group can make a difference...

Very surprised to shatter the deadlock between myself and Phil with the fortunate, unfortunate demise of the honourable member for Newport West. This is the first time I've led something on here!

Not too bad an effort...

Hurrah! That's the 30th time my vote for Leah Bracknell has been wrong! To mark this prodigious occasion, I'm going to fucking vote for Leah Bracknell.

Normal version, or the beautiful acoustic one? Tricky.

Oh balls. I'll scrap the Top Tinder Tips article I've been working on then.