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Faaaacking hell. Come on Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri Sri, just keep gasping for another 12 hours and 32 minutes!

Yes. And Leah Bracknell?

Let's not keep disregarding the people of Kiribati. (Kiris? Kiribats? Kiribatis? Kiribatians?)

I really hope he continues to get better, drol. Take it easy.

I'm flying back right now to kill Chris Rea and get in with this tie-break action.

...Deathlist rasta... So pleased you could join us, @BuffaloPhil

Very last minute hit for the 2018 list with June Whitfield...lucky really; she was a dropout from my 2019 list QR 13-12 DL

It's just getting better and better here in WA:

Mr Anh again

Certainly was! It was a delight. And sailed through customs at Perth Airport despite shit tonnes of booze etc. Currently 22C at 2305 local time. I feel like I'm coming back to life

At last, a proper holiday! I'm off to Australia for about 3 weeks. Will be heading off to LHR in about 3 hours time and boarding QR008 for the first leg of the journey to DOH.

Yeah, that's three reasons why I've got more chance of plaiting my piss than getting the answer. And I'm too thick/tired/pished to reattempt Toastie's one. I'll come back later.

Yes! But because I'm a moron, I put Deathrace, how embarrassing I can't keep up nowadays

Wrapping a load of presents this afternoon, followed by packing for a 3 and a half week holiday, followed by delivering some of these presents, and frankly sucking steamers out of Santa’s arsehole would be more fun than this.

I mean obviously a supercentenarian would be exceptionally lucky to look anything other than well past their best, but that really is now just a small, diminishing mass of broken, discoloured skin. Poor sod.

Rick Parfitt was buried down, down, deeper and down on this day 2 years ago, aged 68.

It's a few days early, I know, but from now until about a month's time my appearances may be very scarce, so behold by new signature!

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, off of AK-47s, ran out of ammo on this day 5 years ago, aged 94.

Nope.

Quim, late December 2019: LEAH FUCKING BRACKNELL EDIT: Quim, late December 2019: I miss Leah Bracknell

King Charles in 2033.

That has undertones of “Owwww, I wanted to make the thread “