TQR

Moron.

Some prick in ‘murica who made a living out of being a ‘gay conversion’ therapist comes out as gay after 34 years. Clearly worked well, didn’t it? Cunt.

This is...several different shades of wrong. Someone has remixed Smells Like Teen Spirit in a major key, and interestingly it now sounds a bit like a pop-punk track from 2000.

This is the politest pre-match trash talk I’ve ever been part of.

Since sending our illustrious host my starting 11, 2 have died in just as many days, one of whom was my joker. I’d just like to congratulate BuffaloPhil on his imminent victory over me; it’s apparent I’ve done my bollocks early doors.

RBG: 1st April 2020

First hit of the year. DL 0-1 Quim. Kind of goes against my normal picks in terms of how widely known they are, but he's a DL forum icon so I couldn't resist. Sadly, the Seer was going to be my joker in the DL Cup, so that's pissed me off.

Ta! I’m shocked. Genuinely.

WOW Sounds odd, but this is one of the most shocking deaths of the decade.

Oops. Was more like 1250-ish...soppy bollocks here unforgivably told Cat the wrong flight

So mama bee had twins, both called Barry? Bees are endangered because they’re thick as pig shit.

Qatar airport is huge. I’ve also made friends with Abdul at security who had a good ole feel of my gentleman sausage.

I’ll go for Mr Tin then please

Goodo, it's 3C in Essex at the moment so I'm all for it.

Shit, bugger and balls. I’ve gotta go back to the UK later. That’ll be a Cat-confirmed QR901 & QR3 from PER to DIA to LHR in just over 22hrs time. Enough time for a quick sleep and a tour of some vineyards in the meantime. As an aside, Western Australia is gorgeous.

Perth warming up to 42C on Sunday. I’m almost relieved I’m heading back to the UK tomorrow evening (I’m not).

Well cheers for that, having not seen this thing since August it’s a fucking shock to the system to encounter it again.

He regenerates, like a wise old Indian Dr Who.

So am I; I had her in the fucking Survivor pool.

Oh, piss on my bollocks

OK, could I have Dot where Carol Channing was please (no.10) and Angela Lansbury as a sub. Cheers.

My first DL dream: I dreamt that @drol stepped out in front of my hire car out here in Perth and I damn nearly ran him over. I started shouting at him but then I recognised him (he looked exactly like his pic, and, naturally, he was walking a dog that looked just like @theoldlady's pic) and then said hello. He replied to me that I didn't look anything like Ainsley Harriott and we had a laugh about Sri Sri.

So, to clarify, the positions we post the names in no longer matters a fuck, as the points are now awarded based on how early you pick each name, is that right?