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Aha, it's The Beta Band - Square! (I promise I didn't Wiki it or anything; my Dad fucking played that album when I was a kid, my 6-year-old self loathed it)

...nope, I need more!

Yeah, to be fair I'd list her numerous times too, just for luck.

Goes without saying. One of the top causes of death for 111-year-olds too is sword swallowing.

He's never been a veritable picture of health, but that is fucked.

Just the odd bit of hang gliding and fire eating nowadays, he's slowing down in his advanced age.

What do we call him this figure now then? 'Sxnta Claus'? 'Person Christmas'? Fuck mine.

Well saved.

Clever bollocks me, with that C in GCSE Geography

Oh dear...

*Rolls titles* Welcome back to the Shadow List thread, before the Joey Russ advert break we saw Prophet, Quim and Willz discussing their shadow lists...

2018 - Quim's Queasy Quop is almost at the end of its decidedly average run. I'm out of the country from the 27th until 20th January, so I shall, in my signature, be unveiling 2019 - Leah's Legacy on Boxing Day. And the landscape has changed dramatically, with 25 brand new names, 20 carry-overs from 2018 (as things stand) and 5 returnees from 2017 - Fifty Frail Fatalities. I'm confident I'll do better this year, but then I was last year, wrongly.

For legal reasons, that definitely didn't make me laugh

He's 13 stone and lives solely on air and meditation? I detect a distinct aroma of horse shit through these mints of his.

'nother Placebo. Also tune.

Congratuwelldone!

What a tune!

'Fraid not, no. Only a small handful of people here have got the muse in their head

You come across all shy and coy

Glad this one is quite cryptic too, I'm enjoying the role reversal

Although I could be in this kind of mood...

Nope. We're talking slightly more edgy themes than the whisky drink and the vodka drink.

Damn that poor interpretation of mine Next song is from a British alternative rock band, one of their most successful to date. The lead singer described the song as immature and obscene.

Novocaine. Thank you.