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In my excitement and keenness to seek God's message to me, I couldn't decide whether to go for 'door' or 'ball', so I outsmarted him and went for both. Now I feel all powerful.

Okay, master blad. I tried Telugu. This definitely works. I feel guided, I feel at ease with the world.

Dodi became Deadi on this day 21 years ago in a moderately publicised car crash, aged 42.

Load of tosh mate.

Michael Jackson (no, not that one, the journalist perpetually pissed on beer & whisky) hopped it on this day 11 years ago, aged 65.

Ëñįøŷ!

Has Wormfarmer also died before the start line?

She made the Kiwi news a few years ago:

Who Willoch this thread?

Nor me. Not even read, apparently...

Phil Hill had brill skill in automobile thrills until he got ill and went all chilled and still (and then under a grill) on this day 10 years ago, aged 81.

Laura Branigan's voices in her head stopped calling 'Gloria' on this day 14 years ago, aged 52.

Leah Bracknell for me. 26th time lucky.

Very surprising that Exu was the only one to pick John McCain this month, for 2 points.

Back in Brack

Bollocks.

More Than A Woman: a dead woman. Aaliyah died 17 years ago, at the age of...never mind, it ain't nothing but a number.

It was a wrap for Richard Attenborough (not off of nature documentaries) on this day 4 years ago, aged 90.

As early as it is, I'm gonna gamble and say that Spencer P Jones is my lot this month. Dildoesque move right there. Quim's Sickly September Set 1) John McCain Roberta McCain 2) Jean-Louis Trintignant 3) Genesis P-Orridge 4) Fernando Ricksen 5) Kenny Rogers I realise that if McCain dies before 1st September I'm gonna look like a complete dildo.

Married couple in China struggled to conceive for four years, told by doctor it was because they were having anal sex. EDIT: I know it looks odd having a link labelled 'anal' but it is just a link to a story in the Mail, honest.

Little boy was bigger and killed more people, I think? Sonny Bono died doing a high-octane hobby that nearly-but-not-quite killed which other well-known face? a) The late Rik Mayall (quad biking) b) Michael Schumacher (skiing) c) Sean Kingston (jet skiing) d) Richard Hammond (dragster racing) e) Demi Lovato (heroin)

Monday 3rd September 2018, 1215BST (early hours local time, wherever/whenever the bloody hell that is)