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Tit.

There is nothing like Daily Fail quality, but that does make sense. Clue: Remembrance Day and Remembrance Sunday are two different things. But don't worry, if you're in the mood to pick holes in the Daily Mail (aren't we all), there's a fuckton of material to legitimately do so.

Probably only a handful of people in the world were aware of Kay Nakayama's musical artistic merit before Playstation's Gran Turismo series put his stuff on their soundtrack. Shame; this stirring piece is absolutely exquisite.

ITV Newsreader Charlene White gets loads of racist abuse for not wearing a poppy on air, as it turns out for "impartiality rules".

Banging out the French tunes.

I agree! No obvious signs of self-destruction, but somehow she's the type

Blossoms. Very unshit.

River Phoenix's Dark Blood stopped pumping 25 years ago today, aged 23.

Oh what a sad day it was 7 years ago...

Deathrace Form Guide #4: Resisting failed. I'm not about to leave her out in the cold. She's in it as well.

Deathrace Form Guide #3: *Resists urge to post another Leah Bracknell* Terry Jones is going the way of Peter Falk. He's not looking too clever these days either, as it goes. Is it wise to always look on the bright side of life when, lamentably, he can barely remember his name or not to piss himself nowadays? Could be a quick exit...

Slam Guide #7: My DL Hero She's a survivor. She not gon' give up. She not gon' stop. She gon' smoke harder.

Right, I'm putting November up. Word of advice: I've used up my 5 attempts at Leah this year, so now's probably the time to pick her. Quim's November No-Mores 1) Jean-Louis Trintignant 2) Glenn Hoddle 3) Michael Murphy (off of murdering) 4) Jean-Marie Le Pen 5) Roberta McCain

Poet Laureate 20 years ago today Ted Hughes, 68

This fucked out old pundit here, who generally goes by the name John McCririck, must surely be odds on for the 2019 list. The disgracefully misogynistic tic-tac man, 78, displayed a dramatic drop in weight of late, and would probably even back himself as a frontrunner for the upcoming list; he's quoted as saying he won't live to see another summer.

Forget it.

Why should paddyfool 'consider fucking off from here'? Because you don't agree with him, perhaps? What a stock LFN response: predictable, abuse-laden bile. Have you considered being any less belligerent and bilious towards other people on here? No? Perhaps give that some consideration please. Don't bother replying to this, it'll only be another unnecessary stream of vitriol. Probably accusing me of being a snowflake or Z or a similarly obvious and nauseating response.

So, so painfully right. Every last bit of that.

Well spent!

All the best to you and your family, DeathClock. Support each other as best you can.

Because they're not as clever as you, obviously.

Handy and FB, I’m so sorry to hear of your sad news. Look after yourselves.

A love song. By Bill Bailey. Genius.