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Well, wasn’t that a shock? That’s gotta be the last for this year, surely? Though if & when an 18th death poll appears I’m voting Bracknell purely out of principle

You raise an interesting point there; could we put one or more of the original Deathlisters on the Deathlist?

Or, as I like to refer to them, a Scot.

Sophie Winkleman, actress (Big Suze off of Peep Show), minor royal and Claudia's posh sister, seriously injured in car crash.

YES. The fat-tongued cunt.

Huh? The only time Gordon Brown's ever been rated is for his ability to be a useless, inept, festering old colon.

And have you been a MacMillan nurse for long, sir?

The operative word there. She's dying and has got a show called 'The Art of Living' coming up. That's risky.

It's quite a risky strategy to plan gigs entitled 'The Art of Living', particularly when you're several months into borrowed time. I mean, look at David Gest...he snuffed it just before his 'David Gest Is Not Dead' tour, and he basically wasn't dying.

I'd expect nothing less

Yeah, I'll go back to Brack for this. Leah Bracknell please!

Literally only heard of Bernie Ecclestone of your 14-strong motley crew, is it just me?

Spot bollock on! The whine that comes from that bilious, morose little face of his gets right on the end of my cock.

I reckon we’ll get one more death out of this year, but it won’t be who we’re expecting. Philip the Greek, perhaps? It’s getting pretty cold outside...

All of the Beatles Noel Gallagher Liam Gallagher Chris Evans (the cunty DJ) Kevin Hart James Corden Adele Matt LeBlanc & the rest of the cast of Friends. Bag of bollocks that was.

Oh yes, any big political news story from anywhere in the world and we hear about it, particularly from the US. Just out of genuine interest, what's British political coverage like in Americaland? For no reason whatsoever, I have the impression that the only time anyone had ever heard of Theresa May is when she held Trump's hand on a walk around the White House, and even then just presumed she was just an aged receptionist.

About as much chance as him waking up tomorrow with his face being sat on by Donald Trump's barber.

Bad news about Bewes Particularly given that he was on my 2018 shadow list. Cock.

Read the article in msc’s link and it’s clear there’s no need to panic; her last public appearance isn’t for another year or so yet, apparently.

David Cassidy, presumably. Every day.

Oh Paul, that's shit. Sorry to hear it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5099205/Notorious-serial-killer-Charles-Manson-dies-aged-83.html Maily Dail Obit. Oh bugger, my 2018 Shadow List shortlist needs updating.

There's currently a bit of a Wiki-based spat raging about this