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God, I'm shit useless. Rest in peace R Liz.

Christ on a fucking bendy bus

Brilliantly though you've sold the pair of them, I think I'll just drive myself.

You seem like you know how to tackle the black dog quite well. Don't worry yourself one fuck about how shit or unshit your forum presence may be, we're all guilty of curling out a rancid steamer of an observation from time to time. Take it easy

Following my lack of success guessing this year, I randommed it this time. That suggested Bob Barker. So, naturally, I went Bracknell. Afuckinggain.

I would probably say the DoE. Funny fucker he is. Failing that, it'd be the revered, enigmatic, fascinating, legendary, god-like figure that is JP de Cuellar

I find it difficult to take your already rather questionable logic seriously given that you've decided that between 'A' and 'C' would naturally come 'N'.

R Vera* will shuffle off this mortal coil on 12-09-17** at about 14:00. *That means Liz Dawn if you're familiar with Corrie, for anyone fortunate enough to not have watched it **That means 12th September, for anyone unfortunate enough to get their date denominations the wrong way round

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/apr/05/bbc-retracts-report-of-sounds-of-the-60s-host-brian-matthews-death

Yeah, I'd probably suggest R Liz is history now...

And one probably still would when she is

Reliable sources suggest he spends his evening blaring out DJ Khaled.

Sorry, what's wrong with it? It's my passport photo.

Sean, this is a thing I know all too well, worse even. But believe me when I say it will pass, it always does. Just laugh life off, do a bit of lateral thinking, and do not stop yourself getting help if you need.

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104) Under his PSN name JaVI_ImMoRtAl_XX, he was crowned champion of Call of Duty World Leagues in 2016.

*grammatical

Dear, I fear death's clearly near for Leah

My great-aunt died recently. To a lot of people, a great-aunt is a relatively tenuous link to oneself, but she, an independent woman for nearly 20 years after having to see her husband's and son's deaths in quick succession, stepped into the daunting shoes as the perceived "head of the family" after my nan died 5 years ago. Her family was her nieces and nephews (which kind of perplexed all the hospital staff during her week in hospital), but we all saw her as a guiding light, a surrogate nan/mum, a confidante and just the biggest diamond of a person one could possibly imagine. She had a sense of humour so wicked we'd be reduced to tears at her skewed, passionate, rather profane life-reviewing ramblings. If one didn't know her and heard her in full swing, one wouldn't think she was the kind, caring, most insightful lady she was. Me and two of my cousins (she dubbed us 'The Three Amigos') would go round hers at least once a week and we'd end up with tears streaming down our guffawing faces. You could talk to her like she was your mate, this widow in her 70s. And yet, talk to her on her own and she was such a source of comfort, a confidante, a sounding board, a source of worldly advice. She helped me through bouts of major depression with her insight. Despite being so strong, she knew what vulnerability and deep unhappiness could do to a person. She was a saviour, really. She was impossibly stubborn, and stubborn in her defence that she wasn't stubborn. She always had the odd health problem or twelve, though at least eleven of those left even the greatest minds in the doctor profession dumbfounded. Everything had to be different from normal, unique, her own personal way, whether it be her health or literally any other goings on in her life. Nothing was conventional. But her idiosyncrasies made her who she was and I just adored her, to the point where, despite being born 52 years later, my obdurate, whimsical nature is kind of modelled on hers and I miss her. This is just me typing it down somewhere for (somehow) my own benefit, so don't feel you need to piss ball about writing a sorry for your loss etc. Besides, she wouldn't want the fucking fuss.

Back in Brack She'll get the sack It's time for her to get her own plaque

I saw that, Dead Wait and philheybrookbay

It's got another 4 more in it, I reckon. Bracknell, Booth, Downie, Dawn.

Alternatively, he might not

Well done Deathlist on another victory. Good name, good name.

Thanks for that, Mystic Meg