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What, you mean to say you've never had a wank over Urethra?

I was born in '96, so I won't sit here and say Princess Di because, call me cold, but at 13 months I didn't quite have the capacity to mourn, nay recognise, such people's demises. Biggest death: Michael Jackson Most spectacular death: Kirsty MacColl Most upsetting death: Sir Terry Wogan

20th December.

Edit: I'm new and fucking clueless I shall follow my Glen success with a punt at Bracknell.

Auction it off, the winning bidder gets to fly tip it outside the house of someone they dislike. I'll start the ball rolling, £5 to dump it on Piers Morgan's doorstep

I mean I'd suggest Little Richard or maybe Fat Dominos but out of those it's got to be Urethra Franklin

Aaaandweeew

Oh I wouldn't go that far. Stop playing divide and rule #TacticAsOldAsColonialism

I hate Diane Abbott, and what's more, I hate Diane Abbott. And I hate Diane Abbott. Context: She should be an inspiration. But she’s a cause-defeating, question-dodging antisemite.

Inclined to say Brucie, though lamentably he's almost as likely to do a and stick around for a thousand years.

I'd get in touch with Waddingtons with this game concept if I were you, sounds like fun for all the family. Paris Jackson's my pick

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS It's all shit, we know it's all shit, that's why no one won the election and we'll possibly go crashing into anarchy before the decade is out. But hell, just laugh it up.

Pretty much this, with emphasis on January; I was genuinely upset by Sir John's passing

Sounds good! For now, same again for me please

If Glen doesn't get it this time...then I'll just vote for him in the 9th death, 10th and 11th too.

Almost there: it's actually a challenged w**ker.

That's unfortunate for you because I'll now be sending you this monstrous picture every evening until it makes your dreams.

I just spat coffee at my laptop thanks to you

It'll probably be Errol, but I'm sticking with Glen Campbell until I'm fucking well right.

Yes please Jeremy, same picks!

First year of this and I'm one ahead. I'll take that! Especially given my rule that, if I don't know the person or feel the person isn't well known enough, they're vetoed from my list. QR 6 - 5 DL

Glen again for me. He's got an album out very soon called 'Adios', how fitting.

Same again please SotD!

I'm going Glen

4) Courtney Love 5) Mr T