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Would you seriously rule out any level of stupidity at this point from the Conservatives? I'm not sure I would

Love Me Again is undeniably a banger for the ages but I've never been able to get past John Newman's weird voice.

What MPs?

Hopefully Liz Truss, I know it's bad but I'd fucking love it if she won over the weirdo members again and became LotO

That MRP poll which placed the Tories on a deliciously low 66 seats accounted for tactical voting. Working it out without tactical voting, things aren't quite as bad for them:

Yeah fairs, it's better as an instrumental.

Sat 1 Jun 33 John Newman — Love Me Again 31 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know 31 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 30 Little Mix — Wings 30 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 29 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 29 Coldplay — Paradise 28 Lorde — Royals 28 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La +4 26 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 25 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 25 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It 25 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium 25 Daft Punk ft. Pharrel Williams — Get Lucky 24 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 24 Rihanna — Diamonds 23 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 23 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 23 Avicii — Wake Me Up 23 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 22 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 22 Jessie J — Domino 22 Katy Perry — Roar 22 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 21 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 21 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 21 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 17 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 17 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 16 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 16 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 16 Tulisa — Young -4 15 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop  09 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 06 James Arthur — Impossible -2

Sat 1 Jun 35 David Bowie - Sound and Vision +2 30 Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love 24 The Four Seasons - Silver Star 24 ABBA - Money, Money, Money 23 Boney M - Sunny +2 22 The Chi-Lites - You Don’t Have to Go 22 Status Quo - Rockin’ All Over the World 21 Manuel and the Music of the Mountains - Rodrigo’s Guitar Concerto de Aranjuez 21 The Miracles - Love Machine 21 David Dundas - Jeans On 20 The Wurzels - I Am a Cider Drinker 20 Mike Oldfield - Portsmouth 19 John Miles - Music 17 Barry Biggs - Sideshow 14 Robin Sarstedt - My Resistance is Low 12 Rod Stewart - You’re in My Heart -2 08 Berni Flint - I Don’t Want to Put a Hold On You 08 Hank Mizell - Jungle Rock 06 Showaddywaddy - When -4

Or 'Auntie Camilla', as Crem calls her.

Sorry, but this is a banger. No way should it be out this early.

If the Lib Dems become HM Official Opposition, I shall stop considering emigrating and be proud of my country for the first time since gawd knows when.

"I'm just a normal man. I'm just an innocent man."

I should just clarify, I’m not accusing our friend Diego of foul play and, of course, I’m not knocking everyone’s right to their individual tastes. But some elite Bowie the worst and Showaddywaddy the best? Christ on a meth binge.

Much as all the maths and even public feeling points towards the Tories being all but atomised, I refuse to be as optimistic as this, even if the likes of Carol Vorderman is with her stopthetories.vote campaign. I think it's quite safe predict a repeat of 1997, but there's a non-zero chance of a Canada 1993. (everything crossed!)

Say what you like about Donald Trump, he's a man of strong convictions.

So easy to absolutely rinse this poor fucker.

FUCK SAKE.

He's got shit for brains. In fact, why the fuck am I even responding? I only saw this cos AFB quoted it.

I think Howling Laud Hope is too busy running Ed Davey’s campaign!

One week until nominations close, this is how many parliamentary candidates have been selected (exc 18 seats in NI): LAB: 627 GRN: 573 LDM: 530 REF: 470 CON: 448 WPB: 173 SDP: 125 IND: 99 SNP: 57 (of 57) PC: 28 (of 32)

This makes a glorious headline. Reports suggest it might just have been an expression of love from Jonathan Gullis.

Yeah looking at this I reckon the Tories will be the largest party in a hung parliament. It's obvious.

"I decided to withdraw, because it hadn't occurred to me before that I'd come out with so many cuntish things that people could then point out."

Fri 31 May 24 Manuel and the Music of the Mountains - Rodrigo’s Guitar Concerto de Aranjuez 23 David Bowie - Sound and Vision +2 22 Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love +1 21 Boney M. - Sunny +1 21 The Four Seasons - Silver Star 21 ABBA - Money, Money, Money 20 The Miracles - Love Machine 20 John Miles - Music 20 Robin Sarstedt - My Resistance is Low 20 David Dundas - Jeans On 20 The Chi-Lites - You Don’t Have to Go 20 The Wurzels - I Am a Cider Drinker 20 Mike Oldfield - Portsmouth 20 Barry Biggs - Sideshow 20 Showaddywaddy - When 20 Barbra Streisand - Evergreen (Love Theme from “A Star is Born”) 20 Status Quo - Rockin’ All Over the World 14 Rod Stewart - You’re in My Heart -6 14 Hank Mizell - Jungle Rock 14 Berni Flint - I Don’t Want to Put a Hold On You Comes to something when The Wurzels is at least in the top half imo.

'Covfefe' is just a compound of 'COnVicted of FErty-four FElonies'.