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Fri 31 May 29 Lorde — Royals 28 John Newman — Love Me Again  28 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know 28 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 28 Coldplay — Paradise 27 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 27 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 26 Little Mix — Wings 24 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La +3 24 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium +1 24 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 24 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It 23 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 23 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 23 Rihanna — Diamonds  23 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 23 Daft Punk ft. Pharrel Williams - Get Lucky 22 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 22 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 22 Jessie J — Domino 22 Avicii — Wake Me Up  22 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 21 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 21 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 21 Katy Perry — Roar 21 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Tulisa — Young 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 19 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 19 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 17 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop  15 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 14 James Arthur — Impossible 13 Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz — Talk Dirty 13 Robbie Williams — Candy -4 08 Eminem ft. Rihanna — The Monster  06 One Direction — One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) -2

Fri 31 May 74 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 43 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 34 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 25 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble +2 20 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 14 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil +2

Oh but he says he's a "very innocent man" and "it was rigged" ofc. Where the fuck's my violin?

...aaaand GUILTY.

Parties Green: 94% Women's Equality: 93% Labour: 93% Rejoin EU: 91% Animal Welfare: 91% People Before Profit: 90% Liberal Democrat: 89% SDP: 83% Workers Party: 80% Volt UK: 41% Conservative: 29% UKIP: 13% Reclaim: 11% Reform: 7% Ideology Left: 95% Environmentalism: 94% Feminism: 94% Marxism: 94% Social Justice: 94% Progressivism: 94% ...lots more... National Conservatism: 1% Right-Wing: 0% EDIT: I missed some of the 'extra' responses that qualified the yes/no, so I went back and did it again. Scores slightly changed but not much. EDIT EDIT: The quiz, as of 8 Jun, has changed its results a bit. Binface (with whom I was in 90% agreement) is gone :'(

Says he hopes to stand for Labour in a different constituency. I hope they tell him to get to eternal fuck.

It is staggering that Glenda Jackson could've produced something so utterly devoid of all talent, virtue or grasp of reality.

Corbyn is in Islington today.

I think the next series of Baby Reindeer is going to centre around Dan Hodges and his sinister obsession with Angela Rayner.

Don't look at me, you've already claimed your five pounds here

God! I skimmed over that song when deciding my minus points. It’s utterly horrific.

Anyway, let's cross live to the Lib Dems' campaign: Join us tomorrow when we'll see Ed Davey indoor skydiving, followed by some fire eating in the afternoon and participating in Gladiators over the weekend.

What purge?

It's not really a purge though. One facing allegations about his past conduct One removed by the NEC for playing down antisemitism One stood as an independent One was undecided, but stirred up by the media and exacerbated by her responding to that McDonnell, Sultana, Burgon, Long--Bailey, as prominent examples, are all standing without any issues.

VACANT: 650 (+650) CON: 0 (-345) LAB: 0 (-206) LDM: 0 (-15) GRN: 0 (-1) REF: 0 (-1) WPB: 0 (-1) SNP: 0 (-43) SF: 0 (-7) PC: 0 (-3) SDLP: 0 (-2) ALB: 0 (-2) DUP: 0 (-7) APNI: 0 (-1) IND: 0 (-15) SPK: 0 (-1)

Thu 30 May 26 Lorde — Royals 26 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know 24 Little Mix — Wings 24 John Newman — Love Me Again 24 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 24 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 23 Coldplay — Paradise 23 Katy Perry — Roar 23 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 23 Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams — Get Lucky 22 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium 22 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La 22 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 22 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 22 Rihanna — Diamonds 22 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 21 Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz — Talk Dirty +4 21 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 21 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 21 Jessie J — Domino 21 Avicii — Wake Me Up 21 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 21 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 20 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 20 Tulisa — Young 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 20 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 Robbie Williams — Candy 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 James Arthur — Impossible 20 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 20 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 19 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop 19 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It 17 Sam & The Womp — Bom Bom 15 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 15 The Script ft. Will.I.Am — Hall Of Fame -6 14 One Direction — One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) 14 Eminem ft. Rihanna — The Monster 12 Psy — Gangnam Style

Thu 30 May 75 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 37 Lulu — The Man Who Sold The World 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 25 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 23 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble +4 14 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love  10 Slade - Bangin’ Man

Amazing how this all blew up at exactly the moment the Tories & the press realised they could no longer use Angela Rayner as an attempted line of attack.

LBC reporting that Jonathan Gullis has been on the campaign trail with a convicted heroin dealer

Rennie looks awesome there! Meerkats, Falconry and Supercars are a better look than falling off a paddle board and struggling to cycle down a hill.

One of those opinion word bubble things here from Mumsnet (whoooo?). Predictably Starmer gets fairly positive reviews, with a generous smattering of 'meh'. As for Sunak...

Now Ed Davey is pratting around on a bike. It's an interesting strategy from the Lib Dems: make the leader look about as professional as Ronald fucking McDonald.

It's still not quite right: Lulu should be on 37 and Van McCoy on 35.