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What an absolute treat watching this Raducanu masterclass at the US Open! Amazing spectacle, amazing sportsperson. If she doesn’t win SPOTY this year then it’s a fix. Best reaction on Twitter:

…right?

More on Charles and dodginess: he offered a castle reception for a ‘murky’ money-laundering Russian donor and the Met will be investigating his aides for other dodgy dealings. I do slightly worry for Mrs Queen. Husband dead, one son corrupt, the other an accused sex offender whose evasion makes him look more sus every day, at least one (unnamed) racist in the family according to her grandson, who has been at loggerheads with her son and other grandson. Shame Jeremy Kyle isn’t still on TV to try and sort her shit out.

“What’s for dinner tonight dad?” “Sovereignty.”

The only royal I’ve got any time for. Absolute fucking dreamboat

His parcel (ref: N0NC3-L394L-P4P3R5) was delivered safely today.

Jan: Phil Spector Feb: Christopher Plummer Mar: Murray Walker Apr: Paul Ritter May: Meh. No one. Jun: “ “ Jul: Andy Fordham Aug: Sean Lock Sep: Sarah Harding Oct: David Amess Nov: Frank Williams Dec: Desmond Tutu

The Queen and the Royal Family support Black Lives Matter. Quite a quandary for the people who get their cocks out over the National Anthem but boo like fuckwits whenever anyone takes the knee.

He’s fled to Balmoral, to avoid being served with legal papers. That’s: Balmoral Estates Ballater Aberdeenshire AB35 5TB Or somewhere around suffice.wand.recipient on What3Words.

Daily incompetent Tory gaffe dump: Gavin Williamson, off of Frank Spencer the Education Secretary, told of how good it was to meet footballist Marcus Rashford over Zoom. Except he didn’t; he met rugbyist Maro Itoje. “Oh I dunno, it was some sporty black fellow?” vibes there. Prick.

Correct. One who will have the decency not to penalise the poorer part of society. As an aside, a 1% tax for millionaires would raise £260bn in 5 years. That’s enough for 7 Test and Trace fuck ups! And those only just about getting by on what they earn don’t get squeezed to the point of ruination (which raises £60bn in 5 years). But no, say the three pigs from Animal Farm.

And here is the fucking Eton Mess himself talking to Prick Ferrari. I suppose this was the teaser for the rise announced today.

A 26-year-old earning £20k a year will be down £130/year. A 66-year-old earning £50k a year will be down £0/year. This new “levy” is a deliberate, savage attack on society’s youngest and lowest earners. We need a fucking wealth tax. Now.

Big fan of Challis and OFAH and I sincerely hope he recovers. The news doesn’t sound good though, and he has that pale complexion that other cancerists such as Sean Lock and Helen McCrory exhibited in their last couple of public appearances. Very concerning.

It’s corruption. Of course it matters.

This here: Why is this a story? Why leak a private request for Liz to see her great-granddaughter? Several papers are running this. Oh, wait… To cover up that Charles is implicated in the Cash-For-Honours scandal. All makes sense now. Disgusting people.

My mantra.

He may no longer remain, but his music and his influence will. Legend.

Saddened to hear about Lee Scratch Perry. Like a true ignorant millennial, it was GTA V’s Blue Ark radio station that introduced me to him a few years back, have been a fan of his work since.

I’m glad they went with Archie and Lilibet instead.

This bit is crucial for him: Leaving the child sexual exploitation factor to one side for a moment, the fact that his parents didn’t sign a release form for the image used on an album that has sold over 30m copies means he’s surely due a fuckload of back payments. What I don’t understand is why so many parties would be liable to pay out; he’s suing 17 different parties, including Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic and Courtney Love (as executor of Kurt Cobain’s estate). Surely this should just come down to the record label and the parents?

A great, great shame about Charlie. The beat behind one of the most legendary bands of all time. And Keith lives on

UK govt latest: After saying Marcus Rashford should “stick to football” after trying to make sure kids don’t go hungry, and the same to Tyrone Mings for defending his squad making a stand against racial abuse, they’ve decided Ian Botham off of cricket should be Trade Envoy to Australia because he voted for Brexshit. When you shut the door on anyone who thinks Brexit was a terrible idea, you end up with such a tiny pool of people that this kind of Iannucci-surpassing madness happens. Later on this week, Richard Madeley becomes head of Ofqual and Jim Davidson is appointed Attorney General.

Wake up, little Punt Pool, wake up. Don Everly, off of brothers, (these ones below, in fact) is dead. My nan’s corpse is deeply upset. The Mighty Scoreboard: En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 Rest of us cunts - 0

Experiencing real cognitive dissonance at a Tory talking absolute sense, and with compassion and intelligence. Just serves as a reminder that, as anti-Tory as I and many others feel, the party could and should be far, far less noxious. Out with the Johnson, Raab, Gove and Patel, and in with the Stewart, Soubry, Grieve and Gauke.