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Everything posted by TQR
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Spinksy. EDIT: 10 mins after that post I'd have said Sutcliffe. But hey ho.
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Norbert Stiles saves my record of at least one hit in every month this year, and takes my total to 19. QR: 19 CS: 21 DL: 15
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Saturday: 290
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Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?
TQR replied to Windsor's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death
TQR replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
"NOTE: This disclaimer was written by a complete stranger who was bored at work, as I completely lack the mental capacity for creative writing, or indeed I couldn't be bollocksed to write my own. God I'm useless. Not that this is necessary, of course; who actually has a disclaimer at the end of their email? Since when has that been a thing? Is this another thing Americans do to look clever or important? I mean, I've heard of people casually slipping in their job title and maybe a hand-written signature in a feeble attempt to self-aggrandise, but a disclaimer? That's taking the fucking piss. Disclaimers are a complete waste of space, as are their owners. Sure, this is a disclaimer of sorts, and yes, it's having an existential crisis, but what's the most remarkable thing here: the fact that this is a wholly unnecessary and yet self-conscious paragraph of bollocks or the fact that you're still reading it? Anyone who reads these things is clearly a pervert. Yes, you. You're a pervert. This disclaimer is on to you. We know what you've done. We have access to your hard drive. You sicken me. The authorities will know about this. Pack your things, assume a false identity, forge a new passport and hide for the rest of your miserable, unfulfilling, pointless life in the arse end of Tierra Del Fuego or somewhere, and die a scared, lonely death, mulling over all of your poor life choices, you fucking waste of piss and wind. Now get to fuck, you disgusting little cunt. -
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: she’s amazing. Fabulous form here.
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Friday: 288
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And potentially Mark Francois soon *Ahem* Who said that?
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I love Christmas, but for fuck sake this stuff shouldn’t be in the shops yet, it’s still weeks too early.
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Many happy ones, @redrumours! Oh, and Winona Ryder, who’s 49
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
TQR replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
...and now Corbyn’s been suspended and had the Labour Parliamentary whip removed. AT LAST. -
Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
TQR replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The differing responses to the EHRC report: -
Thursday: 302
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Tracy Emin is in remission after she recently “had fucking cancer, and half [her] body chopped out”.
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It’s definitely a sock, but I reckon it’s someone a bit more gauche than Iain. The idiocy is there though.
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Bernie Ecclestone, off of horrendous little dwarfs, is 90.
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The man over there, at the front, behind the desk, with the flowery tie, is 82 today
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
TQR replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Pricki Patel on the deaths of two adults and two children in the channel: This is a bit like getting a card of condolence saying “Sorry about your Nan” from Dr Harold Shipman. -
Yep, another pathetic alt. I’ve a good idea who. Their most used account is a sad twat who’s only here to stir shit, too.
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
TQR replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
How very Camden! This, though, can get in the bin. -
Jesus...deaths up 126 from last week (20th October, to avoid confusion), hospitalised people up 2,683 and positive tests up 1,554. Wednesday: 262
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Bold call. Try reading the room from time to time. You tried to explain away a report from September with, erm, October calendars with pretty colours. Now, quietly admit to yourself you’re a fucking moron, and put your shovel away.
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Okay everyone, just accept it: 25th September falls on the same week as 27th October. Facts, people.
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
TQR replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
And re: Cat, I also miss the old fucker Was hoping he’d see these posts and then casually point out they should be in the I Miss Badegg thread