TQR

Saturday: 68

That didn’t work for Boris Johnson though, did it?

Giscard, s’il vous plait.

Thursday’s toll was 59. Friday: 60

I’m glad you said that actually, I was thinking it really is a bizarre photo op. Who, in reality, thinks to get photo reactions of the just-bereaved?

Yeah, in fairness I probably should’ve put his death here rather than in the Actors thread. My bad.

Archie Lyndhurst, star of CBBC comedy show So Awkward and son of Nicholas Lyndhurst off of Rodney plonkers, has died aged 19 after a ‘short illness’.

Brexit prompts 7,500 city jobs and over £1.2tn of assets to leave the UK and get transferred to the EU. But we’ll start seeing the benefits in a minute.

Has anyone mentioned Norman Lloyd or Beverly Cleary yet?

Oh go on then. Thursday: 74

SUCH A FUCKING TIT.

Cue usual suspects picking before the next round starts.

I’ll help you out here. The details are he was some bloke’s dad and he died.

Another for the silly o’clock, factory to yourself playlist:

I was literally just gonna ask that.

He should go one better next time and stay absolutely silent for 90 minutes, let Trump rage on and on like a pathetic, horrendous, poison-spouting man-child for the duration of the debate, then when the time’s up just look down the camera and say “Vote Biden”.

Yes yes, I know anyone who chooses to listen to James Blunt should probably be put down and all that, but someone on Twitter did a stupid little edit on that song of his and it made me laugh.

Been in the workshop since half 2, playing catch up. Now I’m done with the Biden/Trump debate, I can start detoxifying my ears with stuff like this.

Good to see the debates are similar to those in the UK, in that they’re an absolute shambles. No clear idea of any policy from either side, as a result of most of the time being taken up by Trump spitting his dummy out at every turn, while the Fox moderator feebly tried to stop him so Biden could have a chance to stammer his way through an actual answer to a question.

And there goes the death rate; 71 new Covid deaths recorded in the last 24 hours, the most since 1st July. Also 7,143 new confirmed cases, a new record. But hospital admissions are slightly down. Maybe they’re full?

I think that, on balance, Boris Johnson is a bit incompetent. Apologies, I misspoke there. Boris Johnson and his wretched cronies are all the absolute pinnacle of cuntery, and are and always have been dishonest, disorganised, clueless, dangerous, backwards and generally completely fucking useless and the sooner we dispose of this septic nappy full of turds that we call our government the fucking better.