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Not all casual observation is perving. That's my defence, anyway.

Ketamine.

It makes me die the amount of people you see in shops buying a ready made pancake mix...like they're such spasmaloids they can't even fucking mix together a batter of four ingredients.

True to the song, country/rockabilly singer Waylon Jennings proclaimed 'I Ain't Living Long Like This' on 13th February 2002, aged 64.

Oh how we all long for the day when one of us can post in this thread "And on this day X years ago , Jon Venables was torn in half by a fast-growing arse tumour, aged X."

Excellent, you guessed correctly the death of someone famous. Gee whiz. What a novelty on deathlist.net. Congratuwelldone. If I may also just add, you've got 1 hit out of 6 there. That's an accuracy rate of 16%. So, in a list of 50, you'd statistically manage about 8. Only 3 years in the last 25 have had an accuracy rate of that or less. Poor. Are you glad you piped up now?

Steve Strange, off of 80s synth pop, Faded to Grey on this day 3 years ago, aged 55.

Hang on another couple of weeks Tsvangirai you sickly bastard, I want you in my Five4Three2One DP March team.

Fuck up, Tenzin.

The Houston family got So Emotional, baby, when Whitney was found drugged and drowned aged 48 on this day 6 years ago (!). I'm led to believe this is what hair looked like in the 1980's.

Many Happy Returns, 86 today!

If only there were a thread for this kind of topic: Here, just incase you were simply being inattentive rather than deliberately obtuse.

Oh yeah, he'll have to raise a toast to father. Then another one. And another. Keep going. One more. And another for luck...

José José José José: 15th February Prince Henrik: 22nd February Leah Bracknell (revisited): 31st March Morgan Tsvangirai: 1st September

Death of a Playwright as the legendary figure of theatre Arthur Miller dies aged 89, 13 years ago today.

Her Royal Die-ness Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon, died aged 71 on this day 16 years ago. Look at that fucking hat.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson stopped doing whatever she used to do on this day last year, aged 45.

Heard Ken Bruce going through the six entries on the radio earlier and, lamentably, he neglected to say how turd each collection of noises was.

Essentially, yeah. Or, to try and put it slightly more clearly in Leah's inimitable prosy style: I was lying in my Shaman friend's tipi enrobed in rags stylish looking like a fucking 15th century clairvoyant then he came in found me composing my shit told me impassioned let's perform carnal happy fun times neath the scintillating night sky stars glistening glimmering dancing spectating the bloody perverts behold we connect like Katie Hopkins that time with her ex in that field fear rises in my belly hoping no one nearby is brandishing a camera

Jesus, that's one way to start a song...

There was a case of this at my school (both a female teacher and male teacher, my school wasn't brilliant). Male teacher locked a couple of 15 year old kids in his classroom and asked them some inappropriate questions, he was escorted from the school by the police, banned from teaching, eventually convicted of indecent somethingorother and he ultimately topped himself. Female teacher had an affair with a 14 year old, no word of a lie, didn't even get fucking sacked until some concerned parents found out months later and complained to the school.

Arse. Knew I should’ve left Mugabe off my shadow list and gone Tsvangirai.

66 years ago today, God did not save the King when George VI died aged 56 and handed the throne over to Queenie Liz.

Arthur Ashe was soon to become Arthur’s Ashes on this day 25 years ago, aged 49.