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David Cassidy, presumably. Every day.

Oh Paul, that's shit. Sorry to hear it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5099205/Notorious-serial-killer-Charles-Manson-dies-aged-83.html Maily Dail Obit. Oh bugger, my 2018 Shadow List shortlist needs updating.

There's currently a bit of a Wiki-based spat raging about this

I thought the reply at the bottom was a nice touch

David Cassidy; 12/04/50 - 19/11/17 - 19/11/17 - 19/11/17 - 19/11/17

No resignation then...death by self-starvation it is

Non-Binary Dog Anal Gland?

No no, it'll have to be Miss/Mrs/Ms/Dame Dog Anal Gland

About to be impeached as President and succeeded by the new Zanu-PF leader, a Mr The Crocodile. He, too, sounds a delight.

Please accept my profound apologies for misgendering your piss flaps, Miss/Mrs/Ms/Dame Pissflaps

Absolutely. Anyway, as we were saying, Meatball Marinara Flatbread with Monterey Jack and Jalapeños

Are you asking all of us to essentially pick your new name? That's a risky strategy, Mr Pissflaps.

Fucking arseholes, FB, you knocked that one out of the park! Going with the manifestly watertight rappers called Lil strategy, I'll pick Lil Yachty for this one (real name is a slightly more normal Miles McCollum, born 23-08-1996)

The anticipation of binge drinking. You ask anyone who knows me about the tangible excitability I display when I know I'm about to meet with mates and get absolutely cunted

I have no idea what you might be talking about

1) Admin of the Year: Death Impends 2) Mod of the Year: Pre-promotion Death Impends 3) Thread of the Year: The great Javier Perez de Cuellar 4) Post of the Year: I mean there's a smorgasbord of things bladan comes out with... 5) News story of the Year: Too much obvious satire to choose from 6) Poster of the Year: Robert Mugabe 7) Worst Poster of the Year: Morbid Kid, quel surprise 8) The 'Should post more' Poster: Joey Russ (kidding) 9) The 'Should post less' Poster: Anyone without a job, perhaps? 10) The most missed Poster: Africa7777 (whoever he was...?) 11) The least missed Poster: MK again 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL: MK, please step forward. Oh, you can't. 13) Most respected DL member: I should imagine Paul Bearer or Death Impends 14) Worst next death predictor of the year: Well, I'd like to thank my family... 15) Most astonishing year survival: Leah Bracknell, the cow.

Ta much!

Can I have some spaces put in my name please? Also just seen I can have a custom title thing...could I possibly have 'Thwarted Sex Pest'? Cheers

I've now condensed mine to about 75 (provisionally; I mean, Bracknell is no.1 at the moment and Mihai no.2) Whether they're a big gamble or not, the most well known will be surviving the cut (bad choice of words)

Mihai will last until 15-11-2017 at 13:00

Yes; of course, presumably, by 'Donald Trump tribute act', you mean 'cunt'.

The irony.

I'd have to pick Leah Bracknell when this opens, I'm convinced she'll be a Christmas hit.

It's bollocks, thankfully. He dies quite often in fake news media.