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  1. bladan

    Doris Day

  2. Bladan, perhaps the first international Internet genius, the first MASTER MIND of the 20th century, or 21th century (oops! wrong century) is bored. I have tested my IQ. It is 173
  3. NO! You mustn't NOT delete this thread! Do NOT do that! Leave this alone Bad omen
  4. bladan

    Death Anniversary Thread

    Senna, the rich but stupid tobacco & oil salesman puppet. How tragic. Maybe there's a God up there after all these boring F1 "races"
  5. bladan

    Unofficial world records?

    A doctor who had studied my patient history told me: "I have worked over 30 years as a MD, and you're the craziest creep I ever met! Are you stupid or what? Your brain should be X-rayed!"
  6. Perhaps the most beautiful wedding march. Kuula ("bullet" in Finnish) was shot dead on April 30, 101 years ago
  7. Did I already post this rarity? It's Suzi Quatro & Eric Clapton on guitar
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Burgers contain rat and human DNA, study finds https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/burgers-contain-rat-and-human-dna-study-finds-a7023661.html
  9. Is your hair turning grey? Feeling tired? Don't worry. Here's a wonderful recipe from a rare cookbook I have Take a black snake which is black on both sides and kill it such a way that the head is unhurt. When it is dead cut off the head and weigh the remaining flesh. Put 4 times as much water and put it in a Degchi (any cooking pot will do) on slow fire. Close the Degchi firmly. Heat it till 1/2 of the water evaporates. Then uncover the Degchi and put in wheat which has been cleaned equal to 1/4 the weight of the snake and put more water equal to the weight of the snake and heat the mixture again till entire water evaporates. Take out the wheat and dry it in the shade, take a white young cock which has not yet mated and give it this wheat to eat. All of its feathers will drop off but afterwards black feathers will start coming out; when black feathers are visible it should be killed and after cleaning it dry the flesh and grind it very fine. Every day put a small quantity in the mutton curry and eat it. In addition to its invigorating qualities it is a sure remedy for turning grey hair into black.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Reptilians did it. Read Nostradamus
  11. bladan

    A Joke

    Who is the worst enemy of Notre Dame? Yesso Nietyou
  12. God told me the meaning of life in a dream . It is gay sex
  13. bladan

    The Dead of 2019

    I, DeathList forum great Bladan have died aged 57. My brain just suddenly exploded. RIP
  14. bladan

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Who cares. 7 billion deaths by 2030 for sure. Zombie apocalypse for survivors
  15. bladan

    Overrated People

    And he can't play guitar or harmonica and his melodies are nothing to write home about. His lyrics are good though
  16. bladan

    Death Anniversary Thread

    ok too edgy
  17. These hands are made for wanking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these hands Are gonna wank all over you
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