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    Theresa May

    I want to fuck her ugly old filthy ass with a monster dildo
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    Olivia De Havilland

    She was hot 84 years ago. Could have some vampire blood?
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    William Shatner

    Yeah age creeping up at warp 5 speed, his body won't take it
  4. Yeah, he's almost as boring as life. I find life massively boring, almost as boring as suicide or Trump or Hitler or Theresa May or Ted Bundy or Éinstein or Camus. I have tested two cheap Scotchs Vat 69 vs. Claymore. Vat 69 is better
  5. Virtuoso Polish pianist Ignaz Friedman plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. 1926
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    Assisted Suicides

    I want an assisted lobotomy
  7. I don't believe you. I could be Hitler or Trump
  8. IMHO this is the best living violinist playing the best music ever
  9. Even better than Teletubbies
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    Is there any porn in which all actors are sexbots? Is there a sexbot that is designed to watch and at least superficially enjoy sexbot porn? Can sexbots have sex without humans? How can I be sure that I am not a sexbot?
  11. Man beheads female neighbour with an axe https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1258704/beheads-neighbour
  12. Best ever from the UK in my opinion
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    He's an optimist
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    I have a theory. Trees can think and they want to kill us. New support for my theory. We are under an attack! A 63-year-old man has been killed in Karlsruhe by a falling 30-meter high tree. https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_85415986/pfinztal-mann-von-baum-erschlagen.html A 47-year-old driver died when a tree fell on his car in Bestwig, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of Cologne. https://apnews.com/f6241e4ce8a94212864a272480f8133e
  15. Man runs mad after being showered with charms which included chicken heads, human hair, claws and a mixture of blood and herbs. https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1205747/runs-mad-showered-charms
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    The Weather

    What catastrophist nonsense? Professor Barrau (physicist, expert on relativity and black holes and eco-activist) says there will be at least 6 billion deaths. He's not talking about 2100 but near future. Professor Bardi (physical chemist and a member of the club of Rome) agrees. Professor Patzek says that our planet can support a maximum of 8 million humans making a living as hunter gatherers. Professor Brown agrees. These guys are top scientists. We are on the brink of 7.5 billion deaths. The earth might support 2.5 billion people assuming an 1800’s equivalent life expectancy (32 years) , lifestyle, slavery, and conflict. If we assume today’s life expectancy (71 years) the maximum drops to 1.1 billion people. Adjusting for our increased standard of living decreases the maximum to 500 million people. If we assume a peaceful life without wars the maximum sustainable population drops to 250 million people. This means we have overshot by the 30 times the carrying capacity of the planet by using fossil fuel subsidies. Patzek clarifies that if we assume an American or German lifestyle, the maximum sustainable population is 90 million without fossil energy. Thus 90 % of us will die by 2040. We MUST soon get rid of fossil energy. Therefore we MUST get rid of over 7 billion humans. There are many ways to do it. We could feed them McDonalds or Burgerking hamburgers until they die etc. Or play pop muzak until they commit harakiri.
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    The Weather

    No. There will be at least six billion deaths within twenty years. Every climate scientist knows this
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    His 1984 Hindemith and Mendelssohn records are superb! I almost killed my wife with his Mendelssohn (bad speakers) Buy, steal, copy etc. his Mendelssohn CD! It'll annoy your neighbours
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    No, no, it was no Zeppelin. I very clearly saw and heard the TR-3B or something like that. When I saw it I had zero interest in UFOs and I wasn't drinking at all. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/768362/TR-3B-Triangle-UFO-on-truck-Area-51 ""Now let me start off by saying that this vehicle could very well be a secret military experimental aircraft." YES! That was my impression too. I live not too away from the Russian border... In fact my grand parents lived very near to the Russian border. I remember what happened there back in the early 1970s...They had a strawberry field... Their "Yudum" was tasty... My brother briefly drove an Opel Kadett... Now it's just a fading memory... Is everything just a memory??? My uncle was just a kid when Russians tried to kill him in 1940... He had cried: "Why are they shooting at me, I''m just a child" many years later he suddenly died of cancer... I remember his yellow eyes and his wife who told him "Get a doctor". He was a good chess player
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    Independently of me two persons saw the TR-3B (?) too, in 2008 and in the same city. There is a report in a database. Although I am not sure about the year when I saw the thing To sum up: - definitely not an airplane. It was bigger and slower - it flew very low (although that could be an optical trick because it was so huge) -triangular (no wings) -a red flashing light Only I heard the sound of engines and I don't remember any lights at tips of the triangle. I could hear its sound inside my house even when I closed the door. I also reported what I saw but I don't remember who got my report. According to mainstream news or mainstream science, what I saw doesn't exist. I wasn't drunk or anything. My general impression was that it looked man-made, not of ET origin.
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    Yes - I should have posted in the Aerospace and Astronomy.thread
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    A few years ago I saw an UFO, probably one of those TR-3B Black Triangles because it had no wings. It was absolutely huge and had one blinking red light. It was flying low and I could hear the sound of nuclear engines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TR-3_Black_Manta
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Two nights ago I had a dream in which I saw a helicopter. After a few manoeuvres back and forth it fell like a stone on a block of flats and exploded. I saw fire through windows of the building
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    The Weather

    Hmm. If we lose food - 2 or 3 crop failures, that could easily happen, then 5 billion people will die within two or three years. We have over population because we use too much fossil fuels. We eat fossil food. In 1750 there were below one billion people. Then we discovered coal, oil and gas. "Global warming is happening and the speed of it is being blamed on human activity only." Yes. It's suddenly happening because humans discovered fossil fuels in about 1750. The problem is that we are addicted to fossil fuels. We want to make money. Fossil fuels are money. Last year the five biggest oil companies made 80 billion dollars in profit. So we must use more and more fossil fuels etc- My personal solution is to drink more and more Meukow VS. Take a look at human CO2 activity. See the film https://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/history.html
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