bladan

I want to join Robert Mugabe fan club, he's a genius. The other one still alive is Kim Jong-un

What did Tarzan say when he heard that a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains??? "Listen, a herd of elephants is coming over the mountains"

Emmerdale is very important

According to Prof Dick Swaab, an international doctor of neuroscience, Reagan's Alzheimer's while being in office is not a myth. Read Swaab's bestselling book, it's very good "the dozen of highly qualified doctors of his " You mean the dozen of highly paid doctors of his? Those hobbling old men with their nuke launch codes...

Is Trump hermaphrodite too? I can see you use one hand

There are medical indications that Reagan got Alzheimer's aged 73 in 1984. His speech became slower and more erratic. Now Trump is reported to use two hands to drink a glass of water (or a can of diet coke)

What did Julius Caesar say when he recognized Batman as one of his stabbers? – Et tu, Bruce?

Swedish 1984 Olympic athlete Eva Ernström has died aged 56, alone and homeless, after 27 years of schizophrenia. She was triple Swedish 3000 m champion in the 1980s. http://sok.se/idrottare/idrottare/e/eva-ernstrom.html

Joke deleted because joey russ found it disturbing

I am a big fan of North Korea and Kim Jong-Un. He's a genius

Cycling is very dangerous. So is all exercise. Just in the Netherlands each year about 150 people suddenly drop dead jogging or in gyms. That's 70,000 premature deaths a year globally. Physical exercise is almost as bad as smoking. Michael Schumacher went skiing and look where's he now.

Trump reportedly drinks 12 cans of Diet Coke each day. According to a recent study, people who drink diet soda daily are three times more likely to develop stroke and dementia than those who consumed it weekly or less. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/12/12/trump-reportedly-drinks-12-cans-of-diet-coke-each-day-is-that-healthy/?tid=hybrid_popularity_challenger_2_na&utm_term=.3b89f13b0a3e

I like your new avatar.

Gerd Muller

Pure turbo-boosted French frog-eating demented idiocy.

Keke Rosberg is tomorrow 69. Looks aged, used to smoke heavily and what about all those exhaust humes and carbon fibres.

Leena Kaskela, a longtime Finnish TV news anchor, has died at 77 after a long illness.

Sir Thomas Beecham said that first! I have his Sibelius 4th, it's very good. Sibelius liked it too

That is because you are scared of death.

Nothing

Gerhard Schrader (25 February 1903 – 10 April 1990) was a German chemist specializing in the discovery of new insecticides, hoping to make progress in the fight against hunger in the world. Schrader is best known for his accidental discovery of nerve agents such as sarin and tabun, and for this he is sometimes called the "father of the nerve agents". Schrader was born in Bortfeld, near Wendeburg, Germany. He attended gymnasium in Braunschweig and later studied chemistry at Braunschweig University of Technology.[2] He was later employed at the Bayer AG division of IG Farben. Schrader discovered several very effective insecticides, including bladan (the first fully synthetic contact insecticide), and parathion (E 605). In 1936, while employed by the large German conglomerate IG Farben, he was experimenting with a class of compounds called organophosphates, which killed insects by interrupting their nervous systems. Instead of a new insecticide, he accidentally discovered tabun, an enormously toxic organophosphate compound and nerve agent. During World War II, under the Nazi regime, teams led by Schrader discovered two more organophosphate nerve agents, and a fourth after the war: Tabun (1936) Sarin (1938) Soman (1944) Cyclosarin (1949)

Dirty Harry will get you

No no, nirvana is love buzz. It's what happens when buzz aldrin walks on keith moon. That's no more aldrin, it's pure adrenalin! Love=moon=female Buzz=bee=male . Armstrong=a man who has strong arms. Collins=coitus. 1969 = sexual position "69". Love buzz=yoga=alchemical union of Yin and Yang. Apollo 11= Pollination, the process by which pollen (1) is transferred to the female reproductive organs (1) of a plant "The Eagle has landed" – this refers to the female scorpion and the male eagle. It is an esoteric secret.

I take that as a compliment. Let's go together down hill to nirvana

There's no bladan. We're all one. Let's get rid of our fallen ego-consciousness and join together. Then paradise will be ours. It is already ours because time is an illusion. So everything's just fine.