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  1. bladan

    Aerospace and Astronomy

    In Blade Runner the dying replicant (played by Rutger Hauer) says "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." So is Betelgeuse going to explode in 2020? In 2019 the giant red star Betelgeuse, which marks Orion's right shoulder, is the dimmest it’s been in almost a century. Normally, Betelgeuse is among the 10 brightest stars in the sky. However, it began dimming in October, and now it has faded so much it isn’t even in the top 20. Sudden dimming could mean that it is about to explode in a supernova. Maybe tomorrow.
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    Lookie Likey

    Jesus Christ is dragged to the cross Climate activist Roger Hallam is dragged to the cross
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    It goes like this: There are three kind of pianists: jewish pianists, gay pianists and bad pianists
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    Heads Of State/government

    I want more porno
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    There's no Bobby Fulton. It's a hoax
  6. Are you man enough to listen to this or are you despicable. Is yours as short as Paul's??? Hallelujah!!! https://youtu.be/JxQeYyCcyIw
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    A Joke

    Bladan has no age. There's no bladan. Read Advaita Vedanta, spend a decade or two meditating in Tibet, then get spanked by a wild bunch of nuns. Then have your money stolen and then repeat that question
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    A Joke

    Ok too difficult for you as usual. The expression "Vauhti on kateissa" means not only "pace is missing" but also "pace is in cats". That's why Kimi got a cat. No shit Sherlock
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    Club 27

    There is no such cause of death
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    A Joke

    Kimi Räikkönen ja Alfa Romeon tallipäällikkö kinastelivat palaverissa. Seuraavaan kilpailuun Kimi otti mukaansa kissan. "Mitä tuo täällä tekee", tallipäällikkö ihmetteli. "No kun sä sanoit että vauhti on kateissa" (My joke is almost funny but impossible to translate)
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    A Joke

    Why should clocks be sprayed with insecticide? Because time flies.
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    Celebrity Chefs

    and Janet Leigh
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Sounds like their frozen relationship is thawing
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    Can't you see, there is life after death
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Of course you hip-hoppers haven't heard about this master of black. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Soulages Pierre Soulages (French: ; born 24 December 1919), a French painter, engraver, and sculptor. In 2014 François Hollande described him as "the world's greatest living artist."
  16. Timeless. RIP Jack and Ginger https://youtu.be/rIgX4e2Z9Qk
  17. I remember a red-haired girl. During a lesson the teacher suddenly said to her: "Don't bother, I'm not any porn (sic!)". That was long ago I'm testing mead. Good so far. If I drop dead it's his fault who refused to support me and forced me to buy cheap booze instead of quality drinks
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    The Dutch

    Dutch gossip magazine Party titles their story "Big worries about critically ill José Hoebee". The wedge-nosed LUV' lead singer is said to have lost 20 kg and feel pain in her mouth. José herself says that the story is very exaggerated but admits to be going through a hard time. https://luvgirlgroup.blogspot.com/
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    Prince Andrew

    Is there a Prince Andrew fan club
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    A Joke

    Who is the best friend of Teemu Pukki? – Joulupukki (Santa Claus)
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    A Joke

    What is the worst enemy of Teemu Pukki? – Keripukki (scurvy)
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    Donald J Trump

    Only hamberders and diet cola keep him alive
  23. bladan

    A Joke

    Mommy, Mommy! It's way too cold and dark in here. – Shut up or I'll push the fast-freeze button.
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    24. Nobby Stiles

    To be or Nobby to be, that is the question, or isn't it? Again, I need one more sip

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