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Elvis lives That's an anagram

Jacques Villeneuve, F1 champion Fergal Lawler, Cranberries drummer

I didn't know either that it's your favourite Cream track

No shit Sherlock,, The boy in the Shining keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty hotel

They're the laws of physics. which have their own masters though... the laws of mathematics! Think about a suicidal jumper. His/her jump (as all of his/her previous lifestory) must obey the laws of physics, which etc.

Reptilians are butlers of the 2000s

I'm tired of weeping, I'm tired of moaning, I'm tired of groaning for you

Never mind the bollocks, here's the first living case of Stage 5 Cancer in the universe. For instance I almost killed... never mind That was 32 years ago? Then next year... a nightmare... Hallelujah... Bad moon rising

Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested

Me... Cheers! Hallelujah

No he isn't dead. However, el ist mort. There's a difference!

The Man who Shot Liberty Valence - isn't that the film in which Stewart plays a young lawyer – in his fifties

If he does die. Think about Ivan Drago. Then read the Revelation and connect the dots

The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux. "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?" Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?"

So good that it's up yours

I need better rum. Any tips?

Here's yet another outstanding joke that bladie – the immortal genius– has invented. What does an Internet sex addict eat for breakfast? Porn flakes !

Why does Robert Kubica get the sack from Williams? He failed to solve the Rubik's Cube

Good news! Only 10 billion deaths by 2070, new climate models show https://phys.org/news/2019-09-earth-quickly-climate.html