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  1. bladan

    Ginger Baker

    Elvis lives That's an anagram
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    Lookie Likey

    Jacques Villeneuve, F1 champion Fergal Lawler, Cranberries drummer
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    Ginger Baker

    I didn't know either that it's your favourite Cream track
  4. No shit Sherlock,, The boy in the Shining keeps saying "Radrum" while walking through the empty hotel
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    They're the laws of physics. which have their own masters though... the laws of mathematics! Think about a suicidal jumper. His/her jump (as all of his/her previous lifestory) must obey the laws of physics, which etc.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Reptilians are butlers of the 2000s
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    Ginger Baker

    I'm tired of weeping, I'm tired of moaning, I'm tired of groaning for you
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Never mind the bollocks, here's the first living case of Stage 5 Cancer in the universe. For instance I almost killed... never mind That was 32 years ago? Then next year... a nightmare... Hallelujah... Bad moon rising
  9. Angry, embarrassing? We consist of atoms, don't we? Perhaps collections of atoms can be angry or embarrassing, but why don't you provide us with a theory that can be tested
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Me... Cheers! Hallelujah
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    Jacques Chirac

    No he isn't dead. However, el ist mort. There's a difference!
  12. bladan

    Seen Any Good Films Lately?

    The Man who Shot Liberty Valence - isn't that the film in which Stewart plays a young lawyer – in his fifties
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    Seen Any Good Films Lately?

    If he does die. Think about Ivan Drago. Then read the Revelation and connect the dots
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    Boris Johnson

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    A Joke

    The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux. "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?" Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?"
  16. So good that it's up yours
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    A Joke

    Here's yet another outstanding joke that bladie – the immortal genius– has invented. What does an Internet sex addict eat for breakfast? Porn flakes !
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    A Joke

    Why does Robert Kubica get the sack from Williams? He failed to solve the Rubik's Cube
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    The Weather

    Good news! Only 10 billion deaths by 2070, new climate models show https://phys.org/news/2019-09-earth-quickly-climate.html

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