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If you do the maths, then Jean-Pierre. Serre.

How about the three left from the Guinness Four. Ernest Saunders (the man who knows the cure for alzheimers), Gerald Ronson and Anthony Parnes. All of an age and would get obits for notoriety alone.

Kabosu dies: Shiba inu dog was meme and face of Dogecoin - BBC News

Coining it in as head of Thames Water or somesuch by Monday 8 July then.

So normal prime ministerial material to lead the UK. Mind you, lying to Laura K is just not on.

Have Coutts said he will lose his deposit?

First human case of H5N1 detected in Australia (msn.com)

Microplastics found in every dog and human testicle examined by scientists (msn.com)

Deserves a Darwin award for sure.

Same goes for whoever does those horrendous commemorative plates that you see advertised on the back pages of free magazines from the Sunday newspapers.

Heston Blumenthal diagnosed bipolar. Previously diagnosed with ADHD. The warning signs of bipolar as chef Heston Blumenthal reveals diagnosis (msn.com)

Roy Keane pays tribute to 'beautiful' dog Jet after pet's death. Roy Keane pays tribute to 'beautiful' dog Jet after pet's death (msn.com)

Shameless star Tina Malone reveals husband Paul Chase took his own life after suffering PTSD (msn.com)

Wittgenstein's theory of names: Australasian Journal of Philosophy: Vol 57 , No 1 - Get Access (tandfonline.com)

Shagging each other to death obviously. 160+ years of flesh getting it on will lead to a death.

Put both on a list. Anne Robinson dating Camilla's ex-husband Andrew Parker Bowles - BBC News

David Coppafeel accused of sexual misconduct. David Copperfield: Magician accused of sexual misconduct - BBC News

Yacht sinks after being rammed by orcas in Strait of Gibraltar - BBC News

Austrian court approves rapist Fritzl's move to regular prison (msn.com)

Rhod Gilbert and the Giant Grapefruit review – hilarity and horror on standup’s cancer journey (msn.com)

Chris Williams, Welsh historian best-known for editing Richard Burton’s bestselling Diaries – obituary Chris Williams, Welsh historian best-known for editing Richard Burton’s bestselling Diaries – obituary (msn.com)

Now 60 points max. Ratcliffe will have a field day over the Summer.

The youth of today. I ask you. Magna Carta protest: Women in their 80s charged - BBC News

It is back. Where is Cordelia Gummer when you need her? 'Mad cow disease' case found on farm in Scotland - BBC News

Young MC? Surely knocking on a bit and need to spend more time with the grandkids MC would be more appropriate?