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That plastic costs. I feel for her. Occasionally

Kongsberg: Several killed in Norway bow and arrow attack - BBC News

Beam me up... later: Captain Kirk's real-life journey into space delayed by wind (msn.com)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16371569/countryfile-julia-bradbury-topless-photo-mastectomy/# tit based. the sun are there. Hope it all turns out for the best.

Richie Faulkner talks to Rolling Stone magazine about his aortic aneurysm. Judas Priest star suffered aortic aneurysm on stage - BBC News

Another one to cash in for a nice windfall. Tina Turner sells music rights for reported $50m sum - BBC News

Ernest Johnson received a lethal injection on Tuesday after the US Supreme Court refused to consider a stay of execution earlier in the day. Ernest Johnson: Missouri executes man for killing three in 1994 robbery - BBC News

Bongbong, he shot me down, Bongbong, I hit the ground ....... Philippines: Son of ex-dictator Marcos to run for president - BBC News

Tony Bennett doesn't know he has Alzheimer's (msn.com)

A Swedish cartoonist, Lars Vilks, who sketched the Prophet Muhammad's head on a dog's body has died in a traffic accident, according to local media. Lars Vilks: Muhammad cartoonist killed in traffic collision - media reports - BBC News

Tolkien estate agrees to pay £7million to the taxman (msn.com)

Not sure if this is the right place. First Premier league manager sacking of the season. Xisco Munoz. Xisco Munoz: Watford sack manager after poor spell - BBC Sport

He is not dead. He is with Elvis, Monroe, Hendrix and the rest at a care home facility in area 51. Don't you people know anything?

In homage to the wonderful Tarrare I presume. Tarrare - Wikipedia

Kerry Katona diagnosed with arthritis and needs surgery after 13 years of 'agony' (msn.com)

Maybe happy greying in the hair black men don't like rice. And rice is Asian. So something more disparaging about the orientals would at least be geographically correct. Slope or slanty eyed yellow rice perhaps.

October 2. Greenspan to die of a heart attack when the trillion bill is voted in.

Just for information. A la Berlusconi. Nicolas Sarkozy given jail sentence for illegal campaign financing (msn.com)

Shakira: Singer attacked by a pair of wild boars - BBC News

If you need to free up cells for new offenders, here is how to do it. Priti Patel will be taking notes I hope. Ecuador jail: Death toll in Guayaquil prison fight passes 100 - BBC News

Manga artist Takao Saito, who created the longest-running Japanese comic book series of all time, has died aged 84. Golgo 13: Manga creator Takao Saito dies aged 84 - BBC News

And God Created Woman. Happy 87th Birthday to Brigitte Bardot.

YouTube star Mel Thompson has died aged 35. The makeup artist and beauty vlogger tragically passed away over the weekend, her husband Puffin Thompson confirmed. YouTuber Mel Thompson dies aged 35 (msn.com)

Elvis fans all shook up as run marks Porthcawl festival's return - BBC News

200-year-old palm comes down in Edinburgh Botanics renovations - BBC News