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You do the hokey cokey and you turn around...... Elderly man has wrong leg amputated at Austrian clinic (msn.com)

1. Off course you do but you cannot admit now that the curtain has been opened. 2. Yeah. But just the first bit.

I will give you the Falklands (just) but that is all. For the rest he has shown himself to be a cover up merchant for his 'friends' with the knowledge he can just shuffle back to the UK and hide for a bit. And so do his mates.

You have pictures of him on your wall from the Falklands conflict and the boat he spent five minutes on and think he is still sexy. Until the underage/paedo list of his cock consumers is revealed, he can go fuck himself in any respect stakes.

Well done to the pair of them. The money without the pain of the arse licking/hating (depends if it is a slow news day or silly season) of the the public on this side of the pond. Vaguely interesting story. That runs and runs and runs and runs...............................................his uncle is a paedo but no one mentions it. But good for her for cashing in while redhead cunts are still deemed cool. The sooner that wanker of a redhead who wrote Galway Girl pegs it the better.

Of course there are more UFOs about these last few weeks. They have been collecting Prince Philip's reptilian remains from the crypt and arranging his repatriation back to his home planet.

Fishy antics, but cannot find a thread for them. Shark kills surfer in Australia's 'first fatal attack of the year' (msn.com)

Now the lawyers can hold decades long arguments over what type of bullet can be used. Firing squad death penalty introduced in South Carolina despite outcry (msn.com)

Why? Did he look you in the eye dreamily, with a tear almost emerging and tell you he was the people's journalist and just wanted to be understood?

No thank you.

Thank You

who is/was Lara Roxx?

He could not stick it anymore.

LXV

Now now girlies. LXX is fine.

Marvellous stuff. That is the sort of post match interview you want in the Premier League. Instead of the banal 'we controlled the first 30 minutes but chances did not go our way' shite we always get.

Bert Newton, who has been mentioned in this thread previously, has had his leg amputated in a 'life saving operation'. Bert Newton begins renos on home after TV star has leg amputated (msn.com)

Reports of 11 dead in shooting at a school in Russia. Students among 11 killed in school shooting in Russia - reports (msn.com)

Lots of coverage in the UK too. This from the BBC. Michel Fourniret: Jailed French serial killer dies aged 79 - BBC News

But they do add that when QEII sinks the coverage will be 24/7. Countess of Wessex removed from BBC senior royal TV coverage death list (msn.com)

Gooseberry Crumble has been found to to be the sperm donor to more than 100 C-Z list celebrities worldwide. The Child Support Agency is overwhelmed with claims for backdated child support. Updates to follow.

Kane Tanaka has better things to do than appease the money grabbing IOC. Tokyo Olympics: World's oldest person pulls out of torch relay - BBC News

200 years ago today Napoleon Bonaparte passed away while holidaying with some British friends on St Helena. Apsley House: Napoleon bronze death mask restored - BBC News

Yes

The nation is saved. Twitter racism no more. Always rely on the non racist Royal Family. Meghan will be proud. William joins football’s social media boycott over abuse (msn.com)