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Marital arts?????? Like getting a good blowjob off the wife?

Hibikiryu, sumo wrestler, sandanme division. Sumo wrestler dies one month after concussion - BBC News

Shoe fetishism is now mainstream. And rather sad. Same as all women having Brazilians etc these days. They dirty mag Shaven Haven no longer exists. Are there no mild perversions left. eBay launches new trainer authentication scheme - BBC News

Which moon is he famous for not landing on?

David Hockney, 83, looking well for it despite past health problems. Still smoking and is deaf as a post but working away at new works in France. David Hockney, 83, prepares to unveil mammoth Bayeux tapestry (msn.com)

Betty Boothroyd, 91, 'investigated by ethics watchdog for missing sexual harassment training' (msn.com)

Derby wish he was.

Cannot see the problem. Northumberland Longridge Towers School strip club teacher banned - BBC News

Old ladies can safely walk the streets again.

And your point is?

It reminds me that I have to renew my car insurance. Rock legend? Car insurance God. Lovely way to to go.

Interesting ways to top yourself may be a better thread but I don't think there is one. Buddhist monk chops off his own head to please Buddha (msn.com)

22nd April for hit no 8.

Alan Greenspan.

But she is still earning. Get the pseudo' royal' baby wear market in the US of A and a few interviews on how life is married to a member of the 'Royal British Family' and his hefty wedge is peanuts. Fergie did it three decades ago. (and by that I do not mean the Man Utd manager or the tractor)

Apologies Ms/Mrs/LGBTQI Toast.

Now now Mr Toast. She is a woman of own means. In fact probably more that her ginga add on.

But it is also the only interesting thing about him. Take away that rumour and he just becomes a ginger married to an American bird. Cut him some slack. Outside of that he is nowt. Which is slightly above his brother who is really uninteresting.

She hates it in the same way that Harry hates being referred to as Not Charles' Son. NCS for short.

Are any of the birds he was shagging on the side attending the funeral? Or are they listed under the 'cousins' invite list?

You do not get this at Royal Mail when sending a package. Indianapolis mass shooting: Eight dead at FedEx facility - BBC News

Next time I get caught kerb crawling my line of defense is 'my doctor recommended it' officer. Marvellous. How sex surrogates are helping injured Israeli soldiers - BBC News

(warning: schoolboy humour). She is a bit of a goer is Liz. "During a private event held at Windsor Castle, the Queen accepted her former royal aide's wand". The Queen carries out first duty since Prince Philip's death - BBC News

No tears until bedtime. Paul Gascoigne will stay in Italian I'm A Celeb despite dislocating shoulder during trial (thesun.co.uk)

Which one. A bit of carriage driving with Lady Ramsey or a penny to mount batten.