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Let her change her name. Get a new identity. Sneak her in via the very secret route she got out. Don't tell anyone. Join the rest of the band of nutters and paedos who have legal anonymity here. Legal costs go down and so does the free ISIS publicity. Job done. And sign her up for Dancing on Ice. They accept anyone going.

I need a drink. Mr Potato Head to lose "Mr" title in gender-neutral rebrand - BBC News

He has admitted in his last breath that he loved Diana, coveted her, and had to kill her because if he could not have her then no other man could.

Nah. He is okay according to BBC Radio 5. The dogs are her family. If they end up in tins of whiskas that will be the story.

Nilfisk Rainbow D2 vacuum cleaner beats them all.

Friday 314. Pope Sylvester started looking for Tweety Bird.

Is this bullshit and fringe enough to get into this thread? Lady Gaga's dog-walker shot and bulldogs stolen - BBC News

I suppose the lesson to be learned here is that you should not try to kayak up a mountain.

Thursday 419 (BC) In the absence of amazon, but in need of new sandals and a pair of nasal hair clippers, Sparta's King Agis II gathers a strong army at Philus and descends upon Argos by marching at night from the north.

I think he crashed it on purpose when he realised he was behind the wheel of a Hyundai. The billionaire golfer suddenly understood how low his life had got and there was no point carrying on. Next stop is a Kia.

Wednesday 473 (BC) The State of Wu is annexed by the State of Yue.

Lucky Liz more like. At least she can sleep in peace of a night and not have him perving over her.

No longer an interesting way to die. Something much the same here. These baby parties are lethal. Gender-reveal device explosion kills father-to-be - BBC News

Tuesday 307 (BC). Ptolemy founds the Museum and Library of Alexandria with the help of Demetrius Phalereus.

For some reason I do hope this is overrun with well wishers and they have to get the army in to clear them out. Captain Sir Tom Moore's funeral arrangements confirmed after NHS hero's death aged 100 (msn.com)

Mrs Overall. 71 years of age today.

Monday 191 (BC) The Battle of Thermopylae

Sunday. 207. (BC). Emperor Qin Er Shi of the Qin Dynasty is assassinated by his chief eunuch Zhao Gao. He is replaced by his nephew Ziying, who in turn assassinates Zhao Gao.

Lleyton Hewitt is getting divorced?

They gave George V a John Belushi speedball. Can they not do the same here and hasten the process? Get it over with on a weekend and not disturb the already disturbed working week.

Yes. That was not my point. I am of an age that both sculptures are synonymous. For others maybe no. For me yes. You mention the bull statue in New Yorks' financial district I also think of this. That is all.

one begets the other

Shit. That ruse has been rumbled. Women pose as 'grannies' to skip vaccine queue - BBC News

My good God. They have managed between them to name their child. Marvelous. News for the world. They could at least have added an 'e' at the end to give it some edge. Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank name baby son - BBC News

Saturday 494 (BC) The dictator Valerius defeats the Sabines, and is awarded a triumph plus the honour of a curule chair in the circus maximus.