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I fucking hate that word "banter". Can you not just call me a wanker like any other civilized person would. PS: More nosh. less dosh.

Seek professional help Or accept that you are a daytime tv cook with pretensions. Or.....

........and wishing you were here........

No They charge. Finally found a site. Rant over. You can all sod off while I wait three days for the fuckers to arrive. Minimum.

Where the fuck can you buy some uni-ball pens online without the fucking p&p costing twice as much?

RIP. Jonas Gwangwa The South African jazz icon who stood up to apartheid - BBC News

Saturday.1170. Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest.

Friday. 1170. Murder of Thomas Becket in Canterbury Cathedral.

Thursday. 1595. Battle of Fontaine-Francaise. Henry IV of France defeats the Spanish.

Wednesday. 1408 Henry. Prince of Wales, retakes Aberystwyth from Owain Glyndwr

Damn shame. Edinburgh's Jenners store on Princes Street to close on 3 May | Retail industry | The Guardian

Tuesday. 1138. The Battle of the Standard. AKA Battle of Northallerton.

Monday 795. I will stick with the Vikings.

Sunday. 795. The Vikings land on Lambay Island and begin invasion of Ireland.

Is he happy about that or just.........

Personally, I think Terry Wogan had a much better talkshow.

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Get me a chainsaw. Or napalm my village. They Village Council have just emailed around an invite for a 'getting together' and show our local strength against covid 'get together' in the village hall. Shoot me.

So your suspenders are a bit tight. They dig in a bit like Hoover's and you want a release.

So your cock has shrunk exponentially?

Saturday. Battle of Apamea. 998.

Your cock is how big? Really. Fair enough.

So the White House Nuclear button actually ordered coca-cola. No wonder Putin and Kim Jong-un were unperturbed by Trump. Biden removes Trump’s Diet Coke button from the White House | The Independent

Friday. Pope Urban II proclaims the First Crusade at the Council of Clermont. 1095.

Executed on 16 January. The fifth and last on Trump's list. Dustin Higgs: Final execution of Trump presidency is carried out - BBC News