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Australian Cricket Legend Dean Jones Dies In Mumbai aged 59. https://www.outlookindia.com/website/story/sports-news-australian-cricket-legend-dean-jones-dead/360836

Happy Birthday to Henry "Blowers" Blofeld. The great man is 81 today.

Quote from the end of the article: Jack said: "Here's the thing, I am not letting a disease started by bats kill my dad. That's not how this is going, ok? This is not some giant revenge plot from bats to get my dad back." Jack Osbourne's youngest daughter has coronavirus https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/jack-osbourne-s-youngest-daughter-has-coronavirus/ar-BB19heKE?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds

Kindly don't almost cheer me up.

Wednesday 23 September.

VGdE. Au revoir.

That was the Femidom from the 90s.

Totally agree on the face masks. Wearing one while doing the shopping today and two people walked right up to me and wanted to shake my hand and say hello. 2m rule my arse. I did tell them both to feck off but do others.

The youth of today. So very sad.

The Apostrophe Society http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/ would have your fucking arse for that sentence.

Oh my good God. The humanity. Will this torture of souls never end. Harvey Weinstein stripped of his CBE https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/harvey-weinstein-stripped-of-his-cbe/ar-BB19aX6Q?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds

When you can think of fuck all to buy the ones you love this Xmas here is the answer. Well done Tom for cashing in. His action doll should be out soon too. 'Tomorrow Will Be A Good Day by Captain Tom Moore - review: upbeat and engaging' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/spotlight/tomorrow-will-be-a-good-day-by-captain-tom-moore-review-upbeat-and-engaging/ar-BB198cT2?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

That is 140 years for all of you who only deal in Celsius.

Surely William H Gates second wife, Mimi Gardner Gates, has to go on the list now. She is just so well known in mine and my friends' circles. Bound to obit from Armenia to Zanzibar.

Friday 18th September.

Alex Trebek. By Friday.

Priti Patel. Her views on the life of other people are horrendous. But...………..just...………………...for a weekend...…...………….maybe

Reductio ad Hitlerum That is a lazy, lazy, lazy post Arsewipe.

So there are sky pilots.

But what happens to house prices?

Given that it is an election year, surely Melania Trump will be announcing she is up the duff in order to get the white working women's vote.

Just for Bibendum alone he should be remembered. Beautiful. The first place I ever had oysters. Magnificent. Wonderful building too.

Both of them crunchy.

Eating peanut butter directly from the jar after shagging your wife.

Just say dadsnet knows better