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The Beatles Death curse strikes yet again. The grandfather of this poor 10 year old kid who was murdered by his mother in Acton on Sunday was the man who photographed the first five album covers for the Beatles. Spooky. Who is next I wonder. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mother-to-face-court-as-father-laments-loss-of-beautiful-son/ar-BB183Fpc?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

For those who like tennis. "Kei Nishikori tests positive for coronavirus two weeks before US Open" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/53801975

Mercedes Barcha, widow of Gabriel García Márquez, dies at 87 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mercedes-barcha-widow-of-gabriel-garcía-márquez-dies-at-87/ar-BB181Wfh?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

The return of a popular old favourite. "New Mexico man in his 20s dies of the PLAGUE, officials confirm" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/new-mexico-man-in-his-20s-dies-of-the-plague-officials-confirm/ar-BB17SIGP?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

Agreed. If the DL continues with the parents of, then Ben Stokes dad (and I do not even know his name) should be shoved on. He will get an obit but only because his kid hasn't beaten the shite out of anyone recently. Sorry. Won the cricket world cup. Tis a slippery slope as more people get a name because of a relation of some sort.

Other possibilities. The five left from Billy Joel's shite song where no one was an arsonist. Queen Elizabeth II, Brigitte Bardot, Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, Bernard Goetz. One has got to go. Surely.

Sunday World. Irish version of the defunct News/Screws of the world. A few week ago apparently. Leave me with it.

In the grand scheme of things what has Liberace got to do with it?

There is always the picky one isn't there. I want a death certificate, I want a second opinion, I want to win the lottery, I want my wife to love me. I have about four months to get that to you. But I will.

Paul McGuinness. The one time U2 manger. Founder of Principle Management Ltd. Dead within a year. Will make obits everywhere. Sorted.

I am spiritually, ethically and morally dead. Does this count?

Her swansong perhaps. 'Dame Shirley Bassey to release first new album in five years'. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-53669918

Maybe he will see this headline and finally do the honourable thing. "Gold price rises above $2,000 for first time". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53660052

This explosion in Beirut has to be the only thing that has happened in the world in the last 4-5 months that has not been blamed on Covid19. Why not? I think I will start a petition on the Downing Street website calling for scientists to start testing whether contact with coronavirus can make ammonium nitrate explode. The public need to know before fertilizer on farms up and down the country is infected and the entirety of the UK turns into a mushroom cloud.

Following an appearance on Good Morning America 'Val Kilmer says he 'feels a lot better than I sound' after cancer treatment' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/movies/val-kilmer-says-he-feels-a-lot-better-than-i-sound-after-cancer-treatment/ar-BB17xCmQ?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

BBC interview with Lovelock at his home in Dorset put on their site 6 hours ago. Still got his marbles if nothing else. 101 and looking good. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-53644147/james-lovelock-gaia-theory-creator-on-coronavirus-and-turning-101

DW Sports chain collapse threatens 1,700 jobs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53635211

London violence: Shootings leave five injured in one night https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-53621817

Fine effort by the Eye-ranians at winding up the septics. WWIII on its way. Just so Trump can win re-election by a landslide. 'Iran blasts dummy US aircraft carrier with missiles' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-53575874

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan: Indian actress discharged after recovering from Covid-19 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-53555641

Sayonara Akihito.

August 3rd.

That is such an open statement that it leads me to make me call you an absolute cunt. Demonstrated. Now fuck off. Cunt. PS: Re: 'Capability' Brown. Nice Gardens. PPS: You are quite right.

La Dimanche. Douze.

Very true. If she dies the headline will wrap this planet three or fourfold.