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Friday 606

They were not all massacred because of the virus after all. They are just waiting to be let loose on the general public. From the BBC: Garden centres across the UK say they still have plants waiting to be sold, despite the impact of the coronavirus lockdown. The industry warned last month that millions of plants may have to be thrown away after centres were forced to close. But Matthew Bailey, general manager of Mortonhall Garden Centre in Edinburgh, said it was "ready to go" if the rules were relaxed. And he stressed they had not been forced to destroy all their stock. "We did give hundreds of flowering house plants away when the lockdown was announced to hospitals because we wanted them to be seen while they were flowering - but we still have thousands more high quality plants left," he said. Staff had continued to water, feed and tend to their plants.

No idea personally. As Churchill once said, "it is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma".

Thursday 911

Yes. That is why they are stupid figures. At least all other countries are doing the actual figures as good as they can get them. As opposed to the nicely lower hospital ones. The only others fiddling with the figures so much are the Chinese. Even the ONS say they are bollocks and they are the ones who are usually lying in the first place.

Hospital.

Wednesday. 1415. Once more unto this lying bunch of stats......

Last paragraph. You sound like the most annoying fucker on every Friday night. Every week. Every year. I did not drink. I am perfect. |In twenty years from now I will mention this. Again. Again. Again. Every fucking non drinker and born again non drinker I have every known. He/she did not like you then and never will. Get over it.

Tuesday 618

Not born? He was fucking Cameron up the arse at Eton at that point.

Monday 648

That was 1979. Where the fuck have you been?

Sunday (√1,132,096) + 2

Just for the first two sentences. Coronavirus: Early prison release scheme suspended after errors https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52334848

Going by the fudging of the figures the UK should be -34 today.

Complete absolute shite inspired more complete absolute shite. Happy days indeed.

Saturday 1066

Dead within the week. I bet you 50pence

RIP. 24hrs is an odd time.

Friday 1066

Latest from BBC on Norman Hunter: Former Leeds United and England defender Norman Hunter "remains severely unwell" in hospital after testing positive for coronavirus, the club have said. In a statement, Leeds said: "Norman Hunter continues to battle the COVID-19 virus in hospital and whilst he is, as expected, fighting incredibly hard, remains severely unwell. "His family would like to take this opportunity to thank all Leeds United supporters for their amazing messages and well wishes.

For his 100th Birthday the Queen will pay him a personal visit instead of just a card or whatever they get these days. Unbeknownst to either of them, one of the grandkids will be a covid 19 carrier and will pass it on. Both gone within the week.

Thursday 1066.

Wednesday. 1066. Again and again and again and again...…

Just turned on Union Jack radio by mistake. Interesting to note that the DJ just banged on about their Pandemic Playlist. Then played It Must be Love by Madness. They have a much different view of this sort of list than this site has.