Bentrovato

For the end of Blowjob's and every other politicians' statements:

Haha. 12-18 month pregnancies. Are we breeding a race of elephants. I know obesity is rampant in the UK but still.

Michel Barnier, because he's worth it. As the ad goes.

The murder/divorce/suicide/domestic violence rates in the UK will now explode after this sinks in: BBC suspends TV soap filming Filming for popular UK soap operas has been suspended following the latest government measures to curb coronavirus. The BBC said production on EastEnders, Casualty, Doctors, Holby City, Welsh drama Pobol y Cwm and BBC Scotland's River City will all be halted. Meanwhile EastEnders' episodes will now just air on Mondays at 8pm and Tuesdays at 7:30pm with immediate effect. This is to make the existing recorded episodes last as long as possible.

A snippet from the BBC live news feed. Vaccine ready by autumn? A German pharmaceutical company working on a vaccine has suggested it might have a product ready by autumn. The company, Curevac, had been at the centre of a row over the weekend when media reports suggested Washington had tried to offer money in exchange for a vaccine exclusive for the US. The company though dismissed suggestions they'd received a concrete offer from Washington. One of the owners of the firm told German paper FAZ that, if things go well, a vaccine might be developed by early summer and could then be approved and ready for rollout by autumn.

Ah yes. The spirit of the blitz. Time to make some money. Haha. "Looting, Violence, Organised Crime – Britain in The Blitz" https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/crime-on-the-home-front.html

Coronavirus: Big Brother contestants around the world left unaware of pandemic https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/coronavirus-big-brother-contestants-around-the-world-left-unaware-of-pandemic/ar-BB11idTf?ocid=spartanntp

Look out for some insipid, shite, my family means everything film from him next year detailing his take on the pandemic now that he is safe. "Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson released from coronavirus treatment" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-51921513

April 13th for Round 3.

Next Sunday will be the big one for this. Lots of elderly mothers dragged out to lunches or dinners in crowded eateries. Or getting all the relatives to visit them and give lots of infected hugs and kisses. Have a lovely Mothering Sunday. Enjoy the inheritance.

I currently rent a place in a very quaint little village. Not a lot of property comes up for sale here. But given that about half of the village's population are in their late 60s upwards I can see hope for the chance to buy my own place in the near future. Every cloud etc.....

March 23 please.

Staying with Harry B.

Tears of joy all over the world as they party at the lack of that so very interesting game of golf.

The (non existent) Millennium Bug

No no no. This has CIA black ops written all over it. Developed it in Northern Italy in clandestine medical facilities with help from the Mafia. Meant only to be used on the hated enemies of Iran and China. But as with all these CIA plots they fucked it up and now it is leaking all over the shop. They also meant it to infect North Korea but as Americans have little to no knowledge of geography outside their own towns they infected South Korea instead. Simples.

Pardoned by Trump in 6 months after agreeing to help produce the big screen biog of the Trump family's rise to greatness and universal adoration.

To that bird Lizzie To the Duke of Cambridge's household = King Harry and Queen Meghan. Marriage saved.

I think there are a few governments around the world thinking of that. Japan, Italy and the UK spring to mind. It is all about the overworked healthcare system, lack of care homes and also the number of pensions that have now got to be paid out. A cull of the old and infirm might just solve these problems quickly. We shall see.

Now this is what I call a notable victim. St Patrick's Day: Dublin cancels its St Patrick's Day parade https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51806551

It is all over French media now. His French language Wikipedia page has also changed. Breaking news on yahoo. but no obit as yet.

Is that all. Can Porton Down get some Spanish Flu out of the freezer just to get this thing going. I prefer to be dead quickly rather than hanging around waiting.