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Sticking with Sutcliffe.

Mr Loverman Sutcliffe again.

Easy. Don't die.

Rufina Ivanovna Pukhova. Aka the fourth Mrs Kim Philby. She is around 87 years of age now and would be bound to get obits all over the shop. Probably also lead to everyone digging out anything they can about the Cambridge spy ring.

Look on the bright side. You will probably get an upgrade to first class and lots of free champagne. People would die for that opportunity.

The ladies' man that is Peter Sutcliffe.

Outside of Python I also liked his series on the Crusades. RIP indeed.

I do that on a Friday night after about a dozen pints of lager. What's the problem?

Typical American. Bigging it up. Trump on a Rope. Quality not the quantity.

Just when you think all is nice and quiet. A nice bit of catch up with this one. 86 to go. Seven Kings stabbing: Three killed after disturbance https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51171184

You can have my Big Brother if you are desperate. But I warn you, he is a right cunt.

Start as you mean to go on. 89 stabbings to go in order to match 2019. "Murder investigation after stabbing in Finsbury Park, London" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50988434

Alan Bennett reveals he had 'surprise' open-heart surgery last year. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/alan-bennett-reveals-he-had-surprise-open-heart-surgery-last-year/ar-BBYySXz?ocid=spartanntp

Leslie Phillips I say.

A general round up of the year in the US. "Mass killings in US reach highest mark since at least 1970s, largely due to shootings: report" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mass-killings-in-us-reach-highest-mark-since-at-least-1970s-largely-due-to-shootings-report/ar-BBYqsqx?ocid=spartanntp

Next to go Harry and Meghan. Outsiders.

She gets him back. Drugged up. Pillow over the face. No witnesses. She is good. Life is sweet. Doctors say it was inevitable. Job done. Announcement within 48hrs.

What Christmas is really like. According to Tom Lehrer. Enjoy the season y'all. https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw

Goodbye Mr Asner.

No one dead at the moment but time will tell. "13 shot at Chicago memorial for shooting victim" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/13-shot-at-chicago-memorial-for-shooting-victim/ar-BBYf8DF?ocid=spartanntp

Sorry, but fish eat bait. It is the fucking 4,170,571th cunting time. Have a nice day.

Nowadays every one you meet is a fucking comedian. Where do you start? Or end?

Now is Ozzy actually seriously ill or has he just dreamt up an excuse to get some time away from his harridan of a wife. "Sharon Osbourne reveals she and Ozzy are set to spend first Christmas apart for the first time in 40 years" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/sharon-osbourne-reveals-she-and-ozzy-are-set-to-spend-first-christmas-apart-for-the-first-time-in-40-years/ar-BBY9dcP?ocid=spartanntp

How about his touring partner for the last few years, Des O'Connor? Might get two for the price of one.