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November is here: 1. Jill Gascoine 2. Emperor Akihito 3. Kirk Douglas 4. Gabriel Woolf 5. Jan Michael Vincent

Lion Air crash: Boeing 737 plane crashes in sea off Jakarta https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46014463

The female of the species is …………….. Indianapolis zoo lioness kills father of her three cubs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45935824

Obviously heard John Terry was going back to Villa.

I totally agree. Personally, heroin is much more slimming.

Mugabe in a hunting accident.

October already and everyone still alive. Right ho. Onwards.... 1. Gary Hart 2. Nicholas Pileggi 3. Colin Philip Lowrie 4. Katherine Helmond 5. Patricia Shakesby

So in Old English he is now known as THE. As the Y is TH sound. As in Ye Olde Shoppe. The Old Shop. Will ye group The The sue I wonder? Trademark infringement etc. In fact what are the ramifications of me writing this.

She is 70! At my age not so much the One That I Want but more the one I might be able to get if I really really tried.

Bob Dole. He has to.

Yeah Fuck it. Why not. Personally I heard it on a cassette which existed back in the day. But fuck it. Your are totally right. Shit over reaction. Lets just fuck up every cunt there is.

See a Monty Python joke about Nixon from the 1970s.

The papers say Trump has had an arsehole transplant Yes. But read the stop press. The arsehole rejected him.

I was wondering about two different topics. Five cast members seems to be all that are left from the very first episode of Corrie. Subject 1. Ken on I think had about 28 girlfriends and 3 wives on the show. Subject 2.

Two different subjects. Five cast members seem to be all that is left from the very first episode of coronation street. As for Ken I believe he has had 28 girlfriends and three wives in his time on the street.

Is there a Ken Barlow, Corrie, ex-wife/ex-girlfriend list out there? Just wondering. And one for the last surviving members from the first episode of Corrie? I think there are five.

Christ. That is quite funny. Well done.

Look at the face not the fanny you arse.

Are Elon Musk and Maria Sharapova related? Or the same person. A bit like the Latoya and Michael Jackson rumours.

Desperation looms. Goodbye Mr Oliver. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45470250

Sod that. Has someone just won the fucking lottery and trying to explain why they will only give 50 quid to their disabled nephew.

Hope I am not too late. But... 1. Norman Tebbit 2. Jan Michael Vincent 3. Benedict XVI 4. Prince Philip 5. Jimmy Greaves

Surely this is Kevin Spacey? Not Neil Simon.

Payday lender Wonga has said it is considering "all options" after reports suggested it was on the brink of collapse. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45313958