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Dying woman wears sexy lingerie to boost her mood. Now there is a story.

April is the cruelest month...... 1. Little Richard 2. Alice Munro 3. Herman Wouk 4. Ian Kennedy Martin 5. Rahul Castro I had Richard and Castro in February but they were in opposite numbers.

Sally Field.

Mental age or actual age?

My good God, you must be huge. And addicted to food. There is a phoneline where you can get help.

New Look to axe 1,000 jobs and 60 stores http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43486521

Near Ceylon I think.

Some schadenfreude from the BBC website. Where next for Ant and Dec and ITV? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43469574

Tippi Hedren looks great for 88.

We invented it I believe. Then exported it. Rather too successfully.

And all Teresa May can do is bribe the DUP with a billion quid in order to get a majority. You are right. Democracy is marvellous indeed.

More respect for Anna Livia Plurabelle please.

And beyond . Ye of little faith.

Anyone you meet overseas who has a pseudo 19th century map of the country they claim to be from should be shot.

lovely word that describes all the old blokes in my local who get a hard on when some woman under the age of 40 walks in.

awesome

Not sure about the cooking. But the first to discuss champignons.

Busy. Everyone is apparently and they need to tell you. Busy my arse.

No phlegm.Then there is no phlegmatic. Which is a wonderful word.

The English will scream when they die a death on the field to the Irish

Grenfell Tower fire 'widow' guilty of fraud When her story began to unravel, she told investigators she had found out her husband had survived and had been living in a cave in Margate, Kent, where he was fed by tourists. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43415021

Grassing Cunts? Does this mean the age of waxing and Brazilians is over?

I wonder if he ever owned a speedboat.

Might finally get around to reading his Brief History of Time. Or maybe I will wait another 30 years. Like most people I know who bought a copy. RIP Mr Hawking.