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    Leah Bracknell

    Nah. Between the lines she is obviously looking forward to the future and maybe even competing at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
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    Leah Bracknell

    Not her last xmas she says.
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    The Cardinals Of The Roman Catholic Church

    Off to meet his maker. Not the one upstairs I think. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42421423
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    Donald J Trump

    As a fully qualified dipsomaniac I can vouch that we use two hands as well for the first drink of the day. Otherwise the shakes will make us spill it. After that then just one hand and steady as a rock.
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    Who Should Be On The 2018 Deathlist?

    Where is Lionel Blair these days?
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    Who Should Be On The 2018 Deathlist?

    Denny Laine. Ex-Moody Blues and Wings amongst others. For Mull of Kintyre alone he should be on the list permanently.
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    June Whitfield

    Infogram on link below might interest. For the UK only. 1-2 years is about right by the looks of it. https://infogram.com/care-homes-and-life-expectancy-of-care-home-residents-in-the-uk-1gew2v844e8rmnj
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    June Whitfield

    On the contrary, Miss Marple is very much undead!
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    Pope Francis

    St Peter is not calling anytime soon. Carry on Benny and Frankie.
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    June Whitfield

    Three MIss Marple episodes available on the BBC Radio 4 iplayer if you wish to hear her undead voice.
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    Who Should Be On The 2018 Deathlist?

    The Pulp Fiction tune. Nice. Fair enough. Might get an Obit in the UK.
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    Who Should Be On The 2018 Deathlist?

    Who is Dick Dale? Gay pornstar? Brother of Alan-o-Dale? Area in Wales?
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    Businesspeople, Investors, CEO's

    The BBC has one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42375152
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    Predictions not death anyone else feeling psychic

    I predict a huge amount of boredom, hatred of one's own family, jealousy, bankruptcy and general wanting to be elsewhere doing other things on the 25th December this year.
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    Mugabe vs Tsvangirai

    Alien v Predator. Batman v Superman. Muga v Tsva. Lots of hype but really totally uninteresting.
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    What is your favourite Subway sandwich

    My favourite subs are the ones I have not bought in the fifteen years since I bought my first and only disgusting one and threw it in the trash.
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    Given the spotting of that alien filled cigar shaped asteroid, is it time to think about the likely parting of the likes of David Icke to meet their maker? Or maybe some mass suicide by an extra terrestrial death cult that some celebs might belong to? Are Cruise and the rest of the scientologists about to catch a lift?
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    The Dead Of 2017

    I think it is called defecting. Not emigrating. But I wonder if NK would pay the costs!! Time to drop Kim a postcard.
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    Presenters

    See you later Cheggers. What was that show he did naked? https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjjhaCilILYAhVDIMAKHVsFDwgQFggtMAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Funcategorized%2F5114696%2Fkeith-chegwin-dead-at-the-age-of-60%2F&usg=AOvVaw2p8bknAmnjl73n3Ma9SnsI
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    Death List Convention

    Those Lenny Henry ads cause most people to vomit uncontrollably.
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    Clarissa Eden

    nice (but terrible) try
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    Clarissa Eden

    I cannot even get a decent anagram out of her name. That is how dull she is.
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    Chris Rea, Die-arrhea

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42297148 He lives. And has two more dates of his tour to play. Driving Home for Xmas for the No1 spot maybe!
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    Tony Blackburn

    Marinating in turmeric somewhere in preparation for a comeback. Got to get that skin tone perfect.
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    Kirk Douglas

    Some old actress??!! That is no way to talk about the wonderful Dame Judi Dench. Though she is knocking on a bit these days but healthy with it.
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