Bentrovato

Phil Spector must be ready to go to the big recording studio in the sky pretty soon.

But Bono will never die. He will just disappear up his own arse one day.

Jill Gascoine

About a third of the way through his book Don't Stop the Carnival. Never had an author die while reading their work. It would be novel if he did.

Hawksbee and Jacobs from Talksport Radio met him today in the Kremlin where he was handing out guides and leaflets for the draw tomorrow. They said he looked and sounded great.

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjjsKaRsObXAhVeGsAKHY0kAtEQFghVMAs&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-4722326%2FFears-grow-wheelchair-bound-Shane-MacGowan.html&usg=AOvVaw2NqgQjy2NZxD5KpIljdLrJ Summer reports of his now wheelchair bound self and pneumonia. That and the fact that not seen or heard anything of him for a while and you usually do at this time of year for obvious reasons. If you are a Pogues fan that is.

Shane MacGowan

Shane MacGowan

Maybe Jerry Hall will get her wish and shag Rupert Murdoch to death next year.

One for the Darwin Awards.

His oppo in the comedy Never the Twain, Donald Sinden, shuffled off a couple of years ago.

Windsor Davies is rarely heard of these days.

According to wiki he has risen from the dead and is living again. It's a miracle!!

Damn. Why did I change my vote for No17 to Denis Norden.......

Parsons is not going anywhere soon. Was even on GQT this year discussing his roses. Sounded more compos mentis than me. Windsor Davies?

Joanne Woodward. Outside bet.

Denis Norden as an outside bet.

David Prowse. Within the week.

15th. Robert Mugabe under suspicious circumstances with his power hungry wife by his side.