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Pele to have urinary tract surgery in Brazil https://www.afp.com/en/news/824/pele-have-urinary-tract-surgery-brazil-hospital-doc-1fj5cy1

It is not unusual as TJ sings. Man charged in series of bloody slashing attacks that left victims disfigured https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/us/man-charged-in-series-of-bloody-slashing-attacks-that-left-victims-disfigured/ar-BBVGhlY?ocid=spartanntp

South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

Edmonton knifeman 'strikes again' as man in his 30s fights for life after early-hours knife attack in same street as one of the four previous stabbings https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/crime/edmonton-knifeman-strikes-again-as-man-in-his-30s-fights-for-life-after-early-hours-knife-attack-in-same-street-as-one-of-the-four-previous-stabbings/ar-BBVwaGk?ocid=spartanntp

April is the cruellest month. One day in. Kentish Town stabbing leaves man dead https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47781453

Welcome to April: 1. Orson Bean 2. John Leyton (actor/singer) 3. Don King 4. Prunella Scales 5. Jimmy Greaves

The joy of walking in the spring weather and enjoying the metropolis. Or: Edmonton stabbings: Four people hurt in 'random attacks' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47765914

'Duck-eating' fish removed from Lakeside shopping centre lake https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-47759215

Harry Potter actor Nicholas Read admits exposing self at arcade https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-47748361

And another...……… Regent's Park stabbing: Manhunt under way after man's stab death https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47740495

London murder number ??????? Teenager shot dead in south London https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47727024

Merry old London. Murder inquiry as man stabbed to death in Pinner https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47684459

Kids these days. A speedball has to be appreciated.

From the BBC text coverage. PM: Forty dead New Zealand's PM Jacinda Ardern says 40 people have been killed.

Brazil school shooting: Fatal attack in São Paulo https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47558141

Surely he has asked Alexa for a second opinion. I did and she cured me.

Awful outcome. But what about the list of nationalities on the flight. I have been on many a flight but this little Ethiopian flight covers the world. Was there a huge conference on something: He said they included 32 Kenyans, 18 Canadians, nine Ethiopians, eight Italians, eight Chinese, eight Americans, seven Britons, seven French citizens, six Egyptians, five Dutch citizens, four Indians and four people from Slovakia. Three Austrians, three Swedes, three Russians, two Moroccans, two Spaniards, two Poles and two Israelis were also on the flight. There was also one passenger each from Belgium, Indonesia, Somalia, Norway, Serbia, Togo, Mozambique, Rwanda, Sudan, Uganda and Yemen.

Czech man mauled to death by lion he kept in back yard https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47454610

The latter with, maybe on bad days, a hint of the other. Which kind of makes me a fucking snowflake too. Time to top myself.

Please. They are all wearing baseball caps and just have that basic moronic look. Shoot the fucking lot.

Okay. Here we go for March: 1. David Burke (actor) 2. Harry Gregg 3. Ray Reardon 4. Norman Tebbit 5. Raul Castro

Not sure if it qualifies. But with the departing of Bruno Ganz, then all the main listed and named character actors of one of the most beautiful films of all time (my personal opinion) have passed away. Der Himmel Uber Berlin/Wings of Desire. Bruno Ganz Solveig Dommartin Otto Sandler Curt Bois Peter Falk

John McCririck after a bout of equine flu.

These points are precious. As judging by my previous attempts to predict the passing of anyone my next points will not be until March 2020. I must dine out on these for the rest of the year.

Most necrophiliac mortuary technicians use that get out clause. June Whitfield was wonderful.